The Last Great Act of 2008

Dear World Wide Web; Well, I think i've managed to grab all the music, photos, important documents, etc. off my computer and dumped them all onto an external drive. Made a list of all the programs i'm going to need to download again, list of all the bookmarks of webpages that are handy to have on file and so forth. Dig out all my O/S and program disks, then time to reformat this miracle box in...

1 00:00:01,735 --> 00:00:03,930 My offer's withdrawn. You can walk to work. 2 00:00:04,004 --> 00:00:05,733 Got it. You're morally outraged. 3 00:00:05,805 --> 00:00:07,102 Now, can we get through this part? 4 00:00:07,240 --> 00:00:08,571 'Cause the next part's awesome. 5 00:00:08,641 --> 00:00:10,700 How do you rationalize something like this? 6 00:00:10,844 --> 00:00:12,937 You broke into...