Final gift for imaginary_lives

...Club, he was relieved to be driving home. Just as he slowed to approach the stop sign, there she came. This time, she was dressed as the type of girl he'd see at one of the Dingoes' shows. In a midriff-baring scarlet top, leather skirt and heeled boots, she strutted across the street. He uttered the words that always seemed to push their way out when he thought about the Eskimo/now-rocker chick...

Ongoing humbug

..., to see how other owners have tacked it, but I dare say they'll be full of people saying, 'Strewth, mate, happened to me once when I was four hundred miles off Alice Springs. Disembowelled a coupla dingoes and stuck their bladders on a stick for a temporary tank. Didn't miss a beat till I got to the Roo station at Wagga Wagga..." The Land Rover forums do tend to be full of, erm, interesting ...

Dingoes--Even More Dangerous Than You Feared

... acts of kindness. The science peeps presented seven tame but untrained dingoes with two flowerpots, one containing meat. I guess the other one ... tried out ten gestures to indicate the pot hiding the treat. The dingoes raced straight to it in response to most of the gestures, ... the pot. When the experimenter merely gazed at it, however, the dingoes didn’t get the message. So, the moral is DO NOT...

Fic: The Perfect Life

... a warm one. "Wow," stop saying wow, "oh, so that's why you never dated in high school." Willow shifts indignantly. "I did date. I dated Oz." "Who?" "You know, Oz; the lead guitarist in Dingoes Ate my Baby ." I know those guys. They don't know any actual chords yet, but they have really big amps. Their name brings a lot of bad memories, though. Mom used to bring up the story of the baby ...

Short treatise on hospital birth

...no idea what to do because this looks nothing like the movie "Nine Months". You feel antsy and panicky and scared because your hindbrain instincts are screaming at you to find a nice dark den to give birth in before dingoes come and eat your baby. You would let someone cut you open on the spot with a butcher’s knife if it meant you could go to sleep. Trust me. Did they tie you a bed and shove an...

'Isn't man an amazing animal? He kills wildlife---birds, kangaroos, deer, all kinds of cats, coyotes, beavers, groundhogs, mice, foxes,and dingoes---by the million in order to protect his domestic animals and their feed. Then he kills domestic animals by the billion and eats them. This in turn kills man by the million, because eating all those animals leads to degenerative and fatal health ...

Sixth Case

I don't really wanna resort to having to throw dingoes, but it's not like I can just ask someone to be my partner for this. Crow-kun would just complain a lot anyway. I never thought I'd end up missing aikido practice this much. ... Oh, right! Hey, if anyone knows Kaito Kuroba, you're all invited to his birthday party on the 21st! It's... five months late, but it's still gotta be celebrated, ...

like a surgeeeeeeoon cutting for the very first time, yeah!

...; performed surgery backwards using a mirror; grafted two people together to share one heart; and has operated on his own intestines in the middle of the Australian outback while surrounded by ravenous dingoes. After a helicopter blew up in his face . Also unlike a good portion of the people with medical qualifications already in Silent Hill, he's not actually secretly plotting to destroy ...

... a meteor on it. ...but won't that destroy the egg, too? ((Scribblenauts post! This may help you get the idea if you're not familiar with the game. Help the hippie protect his lunch from the ants without killing them! Help the lamb cross the piranha-infested stream to reunite with its flock! Or just enact carrot-and-stick setups with dingoes and babies. Whatever floats your boat.))

BtVS. Buffy: Through The Seasons.

...shoulder. Why hadn't Giles ever included massages in patrol? Relaxed Slayers were happier Slayers, and happier Slayers took extra care not to die. "So Willow said she and Oz could make it, provided the Dingoes weren't booked on short notice." She smiled at his chuckle. "Well, Will is optimistic. But Cordelia won't watch Titanic without 'the moron who's still on library archive duty - and when ...