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spazzymunky

Phone calls with idiots who know how to do their job but still choose to be idiots ROCK!!

Dear Malissa, I know you don't have an LJ or a myspace or all this random stuff, But its still fun to talk to you in the this person type of view point. Take the 12 inch dildo out of your nostril AND DO YOUR JOB!! You took four years, count them 1 2 3 4, FOUR YEARS of welding...school...thing...you don't need to call me when I should be pretending to sleep for questions YOU KNOW THE ANSWERS TOO...

   
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Published: 2 weeks, 6 days ago (Fri, 19 Jun 2009 14:08:41 PDT); 4848 bytes
spazzymunky


cranky__crocus

Teh Kwii's Kweh

Hayls thinks I look hot in this green shirt. I was thinking the same. I need some more shirts like these, baby tees or something. Oh my gods, thrill of my life! I wrote a twitter to Amanda Palmer about her live stream, and she laughed and read it out loud! My life is so frakking complete right now it's ridiculous.

   
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Published: 3 weeks, 2 days ago (Tue, 16 Jun 2009 14:03:17 PDT); 1538 bytes
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losavo

rwarwarwawr?

...; it’s not as big as he’s predicted. Not that he’ll ever see it. I actually get a couple laughs leaving women unsatisfied anyway. In bed they’re either picky or lazy. I tell them to get a dildo and go fuck themselves, ‘cuz it’s not my aim to satisfy them but to satisfy myself ‘using’ them. I know it’s cruel, but I don’t care anymore. Weekend: “No such thing as premature ejaculation. Women just ...

   
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Published: 1 month ago (Mon, 08 Jun 2009 11:49:49 PDT); 50 Kb
losavo


too_much_info

fml!

Yesterday I went to downtown Toronto with my best friend so she could buy her first dildo! After we were finally finished dong shopping, we went to Subway to grab a bite to eat. I drank a lot of coffee before we went out, so I had to piss like a racehorse. I go to the washroom... it was a gross washroom. Ohwell, hover technique - here I come! I thought I perfected this technique a long time ago, ...

   
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Published: 1 month, 2 weeks ago (Mon, 25 May 2009 15:49:52 PDT); 569 bytes
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tinhuviel

Interminably long survey meme thing

I don't think I've ever seen one so long. Yay for wasting time when you're wibbly from exhaustion! If anyone wants to take this, please get rid of all my commentary in the parentheses. Said commentary is not part of the official meme. I had to say some things about the meme, so sorry. Prep [ ] I shop at Abercrombie, Hollister, American Eagle, or Aerospatiale. [ ] I am/was a cheerleader. ...

Tags: meme survey rant

   
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Published: 1 month, 2 weeks ago (Fri, 22 May 2009 09:54:02 PDT); 18 Kb
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snarryficfind

object penetration, kinky, Howarts era

... detention (or maybe a private lesson?) and either as punishment or because Harry makes the first move, Severus does various kinky things to him . . . I think he gives Harry a spanking and makes Harry give him a blow job. Then he puts a dildo down on a chair and orders Harry to fuck himself on it while Severus watches. Does that ring any bells? I'd be delighted to find this again... Thanks!

Tags: detention bottom!harry kink bdsm

   
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Published: 1 month, 3 weeks ago (Sun, 17 May 2009 15:54:12 PDT); 534 bytes
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fd_midori

NYC Sun 5/24 "Wrapped for Pleasure: Easy Bondage for Steamy Sex"

... with super easy bondage with stealthy scarves! Learn fun positions, techniques and how to change positions quickly. Midori will teach you safe non-rope ties for sex in various positions, making the best fitting dildo harness ever, sexual sensation enhancement with good positions, and more.  There will be lots practice time so bring some a beach towel or yoga mat, a  pillow or two if you like, and...

   
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Published: 1 month, 3 weeks ago (Sun, 17 May 2009 04:41:12 PDT); 1351 bytes
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lwm_archive

REVERBERATIONS: Sweet Treat.

... you’ll be punished to within an inch of your life and you won’t like it.” She stilled beneath me and whimpered softly. Smiling at her submission, I took great pleasure in fucking her with that sweet dildo. After twenty years together, I knew her body as well as my own, if not better. And every time she came close to her orgasm, I pulled out the peppermint stick and waited for her body to calm ...

Tags: reverberations anastasia tessa

   
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Published: 1 month, 4 weeks ago (Tue, 12 May 2009 06:02:20 PDT); 36 Kb
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jibeuro

... date. Had a one night stand. Given scratch marks. Drawn blood by scratching. Had your breasts fondled. Done 69. Tried bondage. Tried domination and submission. Had a threesome. Had an orgy. Used a dildo. Been tied down. Tied your partner down. Used handcuffs. Had sex in a shower. Had sex in a bath. Had sex in public. Had sex in a moving vehicle. Had sex in a hotel. ...

Tags: naiteu song sim !condemnations

   
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Published: 2 months, 1 week ago (Thu, 30 Apr 2009 09:05:07 PDT); 7699 bytes
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Published: 2 months, 2 weeks ago (Fri, 24 Apr 2009 21:12:58 PDT); 23 Kb
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