De cómo Andrés joteó: un soliloquio en forma de diálogo.

...¡N'ombre, nada de eso! Es solo que... ¿Solo que qué? Mira, así estuvo la cosa. El viernes yo ya estaba decididísimo a hacer la llamada fatídica cuando... Ay sí, decididísimo... ¡No interrumpas, hombre! ¿dónde iba? Ah, entonces yo estaba llamado a México, a las oficinas, cuando la recepcionista me dice ...

Then don't stand staring as if you was afraid woman; who's.

...bleedin grate rock wall. I closd mi Is. We twisted 1ce twice & I went - few - 2 myself but when I opend mi Is we woz stil hedin strate 4 nakid stonewurk. O fuk I fot but by then Id decidid Id rathir die wif ma Is opin. @ thi last momim we liftid I saw hangin bunchis ov foleyidje strung from thi machicolation abuv & a instant later we crashd in2 thi babil; my sholder woz renched & I woz thrown off ...

summmmer :D

summer is comeingg! soo i decidid to makeee some goals this summmer. 1- spendd most of my timee withh my best friendd ryann. :) 2- exersise daily. :) 3- be superrr nice to everyonee (expesially TJ Schneider) :) 4- doo goood in summer schooolioo. :) 5- no cussing. :) 6- do somethingg productive daily. :)Z 7-  first ks. :) 9- tell the peoplee thaat mean alot to me, that they do...

Aunque uno llegase a aprenderse de memoria los atlas de anatomía, el cuerpo seguiría siendo un misterio. Lo que te calma y lo que te excita, cera derretida por las venas. Anoche decididí hacer mi propio placer, me masturbé lenta y duramente, sin pensar en nadie, sin imaginar nada, tapada, bocaabajo, sola, silenciando las carcajadas y los gemidos. Repasé los dibujos de mis cejas, apreté los ...

...Knock Knock jokes, sort of. You say Knock Knock, and then I say Whose there. And then you laugh and say Knock Knock again. This morning, while watching the “Going to Mars” episode of the backyardagains, you decidid you wanted to be an Astronaut. This makes me very happy, even if you don’t hold onto this dream; you can tell people that when you were 2, you wanted to be an astronaut. You went with ...

...Knock Knock jokes, sort of. You say Knock Knock, and then I say Whose there. And then you laugh and say Knock Knock again. This morning, while watching the “Going to Mars” episode of the backyardagains, you decidid you wanted to be an Astronaut. This makes me very happy, even if you don’t hold onto this dream; you can tell people that when you were 2, you wanted to be an astronaut. You went with ...