...funeral. not an unusual task asked of me. it has been asked of me before...just the person is normally dead first. i'm not sure where to put this. i have been working on it until my brain objects and ... has actually helped keep me sane. he just has no focus! so j was told by a super secret squirrel that he had been requested by name to join the engine team. this would be a full time position with ...

Mad Dog

.... On Saturday, while Scout and Jem were exploring with their air rifles, trying to find a rabbit or squirrel to shoot, they saw a dog acting strangely. It was walking really funny, bobbing its head up and down ...I gathered the pieces and told the children not to go near the body, that it was just as dangerous dead as it was alive. They didn't speak, I think they were shocked that I had shot so well....

Another news clump

... – The Beach Boys 5. “Fooba Wooba John” – Burl Ives 6. “Boggis, Bunce, and Bean” 7. “Jimmy Squirrel and Co.” 8. “Love” – Nancy Adams 9. “Buckeye Jim” – Burl Ives 10. “High-Speed French Train” 11.... Song” – Jarvis Cocker 17. “Night and Day” – Art Tatum 18. “Kristofferson’s Theme” 19. “Just Another Dead Rat in a Garbage Pail (behind a Chinese Restaurant)”* 20. “Le Grand Choral” – Georges Delerue 21. “...

How dog training and writing for children are the same...

...time now. I am suddenly more interesting than: other dogs, joggers, birds, Canadian geese, goose poop, a dead mouse, a tree chipper, and some weird generator-like thing that seems to come on randomly when people walk ... WORLD! If you want to get your dog's attention, you have to be more interesting than a squirrel. And if you want to capture a child's attention with your story, you have to be more ...

R.I.P. Albi

www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1226203/A-shrine-squirrel-Towns-Diana-style-grief-dead-albino-rodent.html

"Banjoklok"

... THREE PREMIERE, THIS FICLET IS WRITTEN BASED ON IT! Title: Banjoklok Author: silvarbelle, a.k.a Squirrel Vicious Pairing: Charles Ofdensen/Nathan Explosion (m/m) Fandom: Metalocalypse Summary: Nathan finds a way ... Grace." Charles saw, from the corner of his eye, the Klokateer keel over in a dead faint. The man's inert form hit the carpeted floor with a harsh thump, but Charles could...

"Back in Grey"

...Grey Author: Silvarbelle, a.k.a Squirrel Vicious Pairing: None, as of yet...to understand. “You lied about being dead,” Nathan growled. “You did it on...stopped it. You’d have stayed dead if that hadn’t happened.” ...said calmly. “I’d have stayed ‘dead’ if this hadn’t happened. ...this again, you better really be dead, ‘cause if you’re not, ...ll make you wish you were dead.” He walked past Nathan, back ...

The conspiracy grows deeper...

... would happen. This morning, as I was cycling to work near to the wooded Evil Squirrel HQ, a black cat started crossing the road in front of me, and then just stopped dead in my path and turned to look at me. This is not normal road crossing ... out of the way. Ha, feline assassin, my nerve is greater than yours! Dr Frank 4 - Evil Squirrel Conspiracy 1

MF: High School Edition: Tessa's Turn!

... were of every shape, size, and color; green, yellow, slit-pupil and round, giant horse eyes and tiny squirrel eyes, human and elvish eyes. ( But not any marmoset eyes .) The woman took an empty glass jar and ... to finding him is given. KierLorne says he has never heard of him. For all I know he is dead, or was never even alive.” Mel gazed at her. “I know his name.” She turned sharply to him and ...

[OOM: Coreen has a conversation with her dead mom ] Coreen hits the bottom step, not with the quiet sound of her sneakers, but a click of a heel.  Her jeans and...remembers where she's seen the fabric.  " Fuck .  I'm Donna Summer--" she stops mid thought as she looks over at Squirrel.  Rather than the tall, handsome man with a tail, in his place is a two and a half foot tall Rocky .  Struggling ...