Italian Math....This is too Freakin Funny!!!!!!!!!

... first question," the foreman said.  "Without using numbers, represent the number 9."   Without numbers?" the Italian says, "Datsa easy."  And he proceeds to draw three trees. What's this?" the boss asks. "Ave you got no brain...So now you gota dirty tree and a turd, dirty tree and a turd, and dirty tree and a turd, datsa makea one hundred.  So, when I'm a gonna start?"