... mornin on my way ova 2 tyff's.  she look like a mess, peeple.  i tink she jus dun found out dat shumar and shiquanna be datin.  not 2 B meen, but i jus laff in her face and say 'HAHAAAABEEYITCH, datll learn u fo allways sniffin aroun shumar wenever i wuz datin him!' an den she gets all sad an startz cryin.  i be like 'women pleez'.  but OMGZ shez pregnint.  i feel so bad.  i no her an me been ...