Utter treat and utter torture

...excitement at being blindfolded and led up some stairs to be put in a cupboard, where I listened to six different kinds of rattling noise and daydreamed my way outside time (one day I will be cupboarded beyond my capacity for making up stories and remembering fragments of poetry, and will have to face the Imaginative Void). Treats at the Dungeon included a metal collar and cuffs with a bar to go ...