Y'allbonics .... (with apologies to Lora)

... "He's did , Jim." FAR - (noun) - A conflagration. "If my brother from Jawjuh don't change the all in my pickup truck, that thing's gonna catch far ." FARN - (adjective) - Not domestic. "I cuddint unnerstand a wurd he sed, must be from some farn country." FAT - (noun/verb) - A battle or combat; to engage in battle or combat. "You younguns keep fat'n , n' ah'm gonna whup...