...closet had certainly seen a lot of things in its past; Games of 7 Minutes in Heaven, porno mags Kenny had let him borrow, lots of masturbation sessions when puberty first slapped the boy upside the head… Tom Cruise… But never, in the closet’s long life, had it beheld Stan changing clothes so quickly. He was in and out in a matter of thirty seconds, his hair a mess, pads a little crooked, and his...
Have you ever ran until you puked or your muscles locked? Nah. Can you think of a time when your pants were falling down and you didn't care? Probably. Do you believe in God? I don't know, not really. If an alien came down to you right now, would you explain to him what Earth is or would you report him to the FBI? Explain what Earth is, duh! Do you eat meat? Certain types. Do ...
...off. The “eight-pack” stomach abs he shows are all-natural fruits of gym labor instead of liposuction, which an older actor might use. When it comes to catcalls, Lautner and New Moon co-star Robert Pattinson are attracting the kind of attention Tom Cruise got in younger years – but both guys are getting off to an earlier start. Lautner, earliest of all. source. part one. part two.
This dream was rathe disjointed. There are three main parts: Part 1: going to New Jersey to visit Sarah and Hollie. Part of the time it was like being on a cruise ship, but it was really a bus. At one point, a whole flock of Avon people came through the area I was sitting in and started handing out free gifts to everyone. They made most of the choices but gave a little bit of the selection ...
I got a call from Dad this evening after work but before heading out to Trivia. Talked about all the things we both need to do before heading out on the cruise, mine needs to be done before Friday morning. Nicki let me know that she will be back at the house sometime tomorrow, not sure what she is up too, I'm assuming only over at a "friend's house". Got over to Hooters for trivia and noticed it'...
53 days until our cruise. Mom and I reserved one of our shore excursions today, a train tour of St. Kitts. It's supposed to be goregous, and I'm looking forward to getting some great pictures. Mom's joking that I'm using this cruise to scope out the perfect wedding location. At least, I hope she's joking, for two reasons. One, I'm not ready to get married yet (...
... only about a month from the end of the semester. Where has the time GONE?? And a little under 2 months until the cruise. Spring semester will be starting about a day after getting back from the cruise...no time to recharge *grins* No time to order books, either. Well, I know what I'm doing my first day ...
Got up about 8am after getting to bed about 2am, I may need a nap later. Started on some laundry that needed to be done before the cruise next week. Leave in less than 7 days! Also washed the car and now I'm getting ready to head over to Beefs for some wings and a beer. Then to Kroger to pick up some cash for the trip with the Rogers family to the Tilted Kilt . I should take some pictures but we...
Day One: The flight to Houston was uneventful, if very full; I got stuck sitting between two older guys, one of whom had jonesed the window seat and then promptly closed the blinds (sigh). Houston does not have free wi-fi (although a sign claimed it was “coming soon”), so I did not log in. I wrote some more, got in some serious word countage, and then entered another very full flight the rest ...
