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...of his crazy sex hair...! XD; 1 2 3 4 5 [Taylor Lautner x 4] - Yes, gratuitious crotch-shot, I know. Yum. XD 1 2 3 4 [Jackson Rathbone x 8] - He is just ... Mraz x 4] - Lordy, his wife is one lucky woman! And she's pretty stunning herself, too! O_O;; 1 2...

Fic: Everybody Wants Him by Lara, Rated R

...Bobby's. Sam was trying to match Cas shot for shot and rapidly failing. Dean was nursing his third ... rolled his eyes. "Typical." He slammed back another shot of tequila and gestured the empty glass at Cas....Cas asked, "Did you enjoy yourself with that woman?" in a rather accusatory tone of voice. "It... quietly. Dean stared pointedly at the angel's crotch where there was a noticeable tent in the cheap...

Muggle Magic

.... I need you to distract them so that I actually have a shot.” Tonks rolled her eyes. “Yes, thank you, Donnie, I know what ... one of Tonks’ guitars and began to play along. “Preferably on their crotch. That’ll definitely keep them busy.” Tonks glared at him for a ... aurors. But they must have some sort of law enforcement? “...a please-woman.” She wasn’t sure that was the right word, but Remus was ...

Chapter 12

... that went straight to Mephistopheles' crotch, with the occasional moaning yelp ... drown his sorrows in wine, woman, and song. ~*~ Artie was bored.... the lime before placing his shot glass down. Artie sighed heavily,... licked it off, took the shot and bit into the lime...is foul!” Lucifer refilled the shot glasses, smiling a little as...little, before pouring his next shot. “What's 'eaven like?” Kurt...

Chapter 12

... that went straight to Mephistopheles' crotch, with the occasional moaning yelp ... drown his sorrows in wine, woman, and song. ~*~ Artie was bored.... the lime before placing his shot glass down. Artie sighed heavily,... licked it off, took the shot and bit into the lime...is foul!” Lucifer refilled the shot glasses, smiling a little as...little, before pouring his next shot. “What's 'eaven like?” Kurt...

...stop pestering you? A:Stare at his crotch and laugh. Q:If a man speaks...in the forest and there is no woman to hear him, is he still ... turkey! I hate turkey!" So he shot himself with a rivet gun. The ... man is trying to impress a woman by making her think he's ... like waking early in the morning. Woman: Are you sure you haven't ... all over the place! Why do woman fake orgasms? Because men fake foreplay!...

Good

... too hard, though, as Zach toppled into his lap. Zach’s arms shot out, wrapping around Booth’s neck as one knee landed a blow to ...’t help laughing as he watched Booth double over in pain, grabbing his crotch and falling sideways onto the couch, Zack along with him. “Zach,” ... that had been a disaster. He didn’t know how to please a woman, never mind a man. But he went on instinct: what did he think ...

RE4 fic & art - Take You Home

...doing it gladly. Some 'good, wholesome woman' he is . . . His fingers crumple the...have you been doing to yourself, Woman?" Definitely Jack, and a smile scrambles...he drove into Raccoon. He'd shot his first human with it. ... flinch anymore at being called 'Woman'. Even every so often finds ... house." "Fuck, yeah. If my woman wrecked the house like this ... turn to go for the crotch as he stuffs his hand ...

White Lies-part 2

...he gave an admiring smile to an extremely attractive woman at the bar, he felt a nudge at ... I leave now before she gets away?” The woman who had been perusing Cal, measuring up if ... His chances for someone else were over. Every woman in the place was scrupulously avoiding all eye ... the appraising eye as you check out their crotch.” “Cal!” exclaimed Gillian. Leaning back, Lightman pointed at...

6x6: Perfect Storm

... at his boss. She was a proud dyke cock-woman who loved to embarrass the shit out of virgins and ... harness. She might not be an Amazon of a woman or even particularly large, but her 5 foot 6 inch... Bringing her knee up, she put it into his crotch and then leaned forward into it. Vinnie froze. Right...week and then went to school to be some hot-shot lawyer, so he had student loans and grants and probably...