Psycho analysis using my poop

I was going to include a photo of my poop but I figure I would spare everyone the visual; I will be as descriptive as possible. My poop has not been its healthy rounded-off shape that it normally takes. It has been a darker tone of brown, somewhat soggy, and most importantly, pointy. How does this reveal subconscious information? I will tell you my dear friends. The pointed end of the log ...