Article in the Sun today: Mrs Jessop complained that cops made her cow suffer by using four shots to kill it on a railway line near stirling. Huh, think that was our Bessie last week? Or is cowcrossing a regular phenonemon that I didn't know about?
.... And I hate being a grownup. # 03:27 @ verdip Deal. Signed, sealed, tweeted. # 03:33 Things that are cool about Texas: hearing a cowmoo and a coyote howl and seeing a shooting star in one sitting on the back porch. # 03:37 RT @museblogger: Sad, sickening. Confirmation @GeneLocke has...
... your hips stick. THE PARENT Children aren't happy with nothing to ignore, And that's what parents were created for. THE COW The cow is of bovine ilk; One end is moo, the other is milk. THE FLY The Lord in His wisdom made the fly, And then forgot to tell us why. THE JELLYFISH ...
... about 5"3'...350 lbs easy. One of the types that like to wear sports bras with frilly moomoostyletank tops, spandex shorts, and flip flops. One leg was horribly swollen and had one of... cheeks were bright red and so swollen that they seemed to push her nose up towards her dopey cow eyes. Her dull dishwater blonde hair was greasy and thin. The truly nauseating experience came when she scratched...
... at me. “What do you want?” My first instinct was to utter something witty about needing to trade my cow for some magic beans, but I was too tired to take the time to formulate the joke. I simply ... were driving next to a field, filled with cows. Danny leaned out the window and gave them his best moo. The cows were unimpressed. His sisters house was huge. Like, old time farm house huge. It had a ...
A veterinary professor in the United Kingdom has invented a virtual cow's butt. You heard it here first. The "Haptic Cow" is a realistic, touch-sensitive device inside a fiberglass cow's butt. Students can feel the cow’s uterus, ovaries, pelvis, intestines, and stomach. The virtual cow will even let out a "moo" if the studentpresses too hard! Awesome!!!
...She can point out noses and toes. Felicity has learned to run when Zoe is coming. We've recently taught her to "woof" like Lucy (the dog) and to "moo" like a cow. I'm working really, really hard on "please" and "thank you" but so far to no avail. She can play patty cake and she is into everything....
...halt. Instead of seeing what Erica or Morris Chestnut’s Ryan or Scott Wolf’s Chad are up to, we have to sit around while Tylergazes at Lisa with a moo-cow gaze, knowing no good (or much in the way of a romantic future) can come of this. To keep viewers, V has to zip right along these next couple of...
...words to describethe giglast night. No, I do have one good new word from last night: AaarghBlaargh! It's up there in my memories alongisde the scottish cow. Aach moo! If reverancepavane is interested, I'll give him a better run down of the event, in person. Well, through all the giggles, anyway.
