... eyes could see was that of his nightmares , the cookie monster . Realising that his time was truly upon him ... their ankle s he chanted an ancient necromantic spell he had found in a fortunecookie during his descent into the dark arts and cheap Chinese food . Yanking his ... he had asked someone to feed his pet miniature giant space hamster, as the effect of the spell finished...
...am serious: She eased past [the giant], holding her skirts up, delicately, ... this chick. Aw, even the giant understands death better. He pointed ... Batman, Elinore walked past the giant and he warned her that ... cousin!" and blah blah blah fortunecookie wisdom about how you ... on the other side, the giant went back into killinating mode ... to the banquet hall. The giant, ogre and sphinx from earlier ...
... location, location, and this was a poor one, to be sure. Had the massive, giant primate not seen it before climbing into the mechanical behemoth, it would've been ... our desired destination. Or maybe it's just an interlude between a finicky guy and a worm with some fortunecookie philosophy attached. Moving on. Today was the first day of work after returning from an 11-day vacation visiting an old...
...he'd done to deserve Macy Misa lying on top of him in the library with a giant bruise on his forehead, but he knew he must've done something right after all. ... in common. Extreme competitiveness. Nick/Macy one-shot. Kismet Connection by LostInTranslatin764 If you ask Nick it was the FortuneCookie's fault... Nick/Macy Three's A Crowd by Hey-Hayley JONAS. Joe, Nick and Kevin fight over who is ...
... it's so hard to exist on this planet waaah it's like 23 more days until i know that i can the fuck out of here. today i got a fortunecookiefortune that said something about traveling to the east being the answer to my life or something. god fucking damn it i should be asleep right now and i hate crying ...
If you ran the fortunecookie factory, what message would you make sure gets put in a cookie? Submitted By 123ekaterina View other answers
...too disgusting to put inside of a cookie. But you get the idea. I... the one that gets the good fortune, not something akin to 'live long ...amusing. It could say something about giant squid, which would be funny. muse...
If you ran the fortunecookie factory, what message would you make sure gets put in a cookie? Submitted By 123ekaterina View other answers
"Ahead of ... may." "tomorrow, eat a salad. today, a cookie." "before you criticize others remember for humans only is..." "even the smallest drop can cause a giant ripple in the lake." "There may be many ...