Kinkmeme contest entry that never actually got entered

... sure which is worse. “Right. We’re here.” Dan crouches to lift the woven coir welcome mat and retrieve the house key he placed there to deter you from kicking the door ..., and after Daniel has replaced the key under the mat, he holds the door open for you like a .... His wet tongue is still shocking, but a warm and welcome invasion that makes you pull towards him, winding a ...