More of an update

...t squeeze the Charmin" ads got under his skin. "Fuck you, you measly little faggot! I'll squeeze the fucking Charmin AND your wife's ass if you even have one if I want, you fucking little cocksmooch!!!" he'd scream, and then chuck something at the screen, usually the closest thing at hand, which sometimes would be a half-drunk bottle of Scope, which turned the snow-white rolls of Charmin a sickly ...