Of Bruises and Baby Oil: A Crack!Fick Epic (part one)

Title: Of Bruises and Baby Oil (part one) Rating: Hard R for...normal circumstances. "What, is it the oil? Or the not wearing a shirt...seen him shirtless and covered in oil before. Which, of course, they ... gives little push and they spill into the hallway, meeting with ... pushes Billie forward a bit, cleaning long red scrapes from being ... and sniffs, “ That's baby oil dipshit.... Way greased himself up?...

Tags: author: villiagegreen rating: r pairing: billie mike other

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Published: 1 week, 5 days ago (Wed, 09 Dec 2009 12:06:07 PST); 63 Kb

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Life or Death - Lelouch and Suzaku

... over to season the steaks. Once that was done, he put a little oil in a pan and began heating it up. He waited to start the ... the muffin. He picked up a napkin to make sure he wouldn't spill any crumbs. "If you want us to eat together, I'll just go ... to clean up the dishes once he reached the kitchen. After Lelouch had finished cleaning up the kitchen, he decided to go and take a shower. He could ...

Tags: suzaku kururugi lelouch vi britannia

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Published: 1 week ago (Mon, 14 Dec 2009 00:59:12 PST); 62 Kb

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HAT PROMPTS!!!

... learn : Gabriella & Antonio - Trivial Pursuit 3. oil & water : Alex - You know she's dancing...random pissed off ninja - unqualified 11. spring cleaning : Jenny - you think there will be no...Oyuki in a funny hat 11. spring cleaning : Cyprian - you want to try and tear...I do when I'm nervous, like cleaning the oven or checking my tires. ...black & blue : Talond - Pop me open, spill me out onto the floor 5. ...

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Published: 2 weeks, 6 days ago (Mon, 30 Nov 2009 17:28:12 PST); 53 Kb

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Log: Tatsumi and Tsuzuki: Meifu, Kyoto and London

... here, maybe a bit of brandy might spill into my bowl..." Tsuzuki giggles at that, ...minutes before the rice is done, and the oil is ready for the tofu... I think... broccoli and mushrooms into the bit of oil he'd had heating in the smaller ... he'd seasoned them to the bubbling oil. Tsuzuki is nearly finished by the time ... his dish in the dishwasher, then starts cleaning up the pots and such while his ...

Tags: tatsumi seiichiro tsuzuki asato

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Published: 3 weeks, 2 days ago (Fri, 27 Nov 2009 15:30:15 PST); 23 Kb

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[Log] Quiet conversations

...gratitude and, of all things, tears that threatened to spill in the face of such excited support. So he... hid the good sake in the bottle labeled 'cooking oil' above the stove. This time, I suggest you use... to get me to drink poison...or actual cooking oil, but alas, I could never resist the good stuff...about what your house would look like without me cleaning up after that lady-love of yours..." He ...

Tags: character: anbu!genma log character: sebu!iruka character: nk!kakashi

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Published: 3 weeks, 5 days ago (Tue, 24 Nov 2009 23:48:50 PST); 50 Kb

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My mom e-mailed me this today, and I thought it was relevant.

...." It was their misfortune that oil was discovered beneath their forest. Texaco...It laid waste to square miles of forest, struck oil, had an oil spill that blighted the river...: At the moment of the oil spill, why didn't the oil company act immediately to clean it up.... My best guess is: Cleaning the spill and treating the water would...and the Ecuadoran share of the oil was good for the national treasury...

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Published: 1 month, 1 week ago (Tue, 10 Nov 2009 11:05:21 PST); 10 Kb

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Truth or Consequences

... of. Sharpening knives was somehow relaxing. The quiet rasp of knife on whet stone, the smell of cleaning oil. Dean could do this blind folded and thinking of twenty other things so when Sam walked in, he noticed, ... all came out in one quick rush. Like as if Sam didn’t spill it right then and there, he would not be able to do it. ...

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Published: 1 month, 3 weeks ago (Fri, 30 Oct 2009 19:01:38 PDT); 29 Kb

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Wicked Bookverse Fic: Miss Elphaba (4/?)

... to finish eating in her own bed, where she was free to spill. However, a strong arm around her middle halted her progress, and she ..., waiting for her roommate. Elphaba finished, and cleaned her hands with oil, then stepped out of the washroom to find Glinda waiting as she'd asked. Now, what to do with the adorable girl? Cleaning did not seem an appropriate form of discipline for causing her to ...

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Published: 1 month, 1 week ago (Sat, 07 Nov 2009 20:12:56 PST); 46 Kb

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The Admirable Vampire - Spike/Giles

...run himself with the help of a daily cleaning lady who knew enough not to burst into...being in the country should change anything. The cleaning lady had been through, taking the dust .... He picked up a vial of bath oil and slicked up his fingers. He pushed... his fingers still slick with the bath oil so it slid through easily. “You’... didn’t take long for Rupert to spill over his hand as he stuttered to ...

Tags: btvs spike giles

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Published: 1 month, 3 weeks ago (Thu, 29 Oct 2009 00:25:05 PDT); 12 Kb

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RPS: The Fury (2/?)

... shades as well marks him out as an oil can or a danger. I'd bet hard ... he's facing me. Another stroke in the 'oil can' column. "And," Billie continues, with a bright...kind of flat wheeler to charge us for cleaning if I let his fur drop. Patron.... time. One mask dropping, here's another. "Spill it." There's a moment when I'm wondering if he's going to spill the bourbon, just to be contrarywise, but ...

Tags: rps doctor who rps:firefly au slash firefly nathan fillion rps: torchwood crossover john barrowman pg-13 leverage supernatural sean maher het a knight's tale torchwood

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Published: 1 month, 4 weeks ago (Sat, 24 Oct 2009 02:21:45 PDT); 20 Kb

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