labor day indeed

...What....? 10. "Do you have that thing with the thing?" Yup I just got a whole shitload this morning. Do you want it in this color or that other color? 11. Me: that's a child's size sweatshirt. You (non-childsized person):*offended* I KNOW! Me: *to self* then why are you wearing it? IT DOESN'T FIT YOU! 12. Me: *signals* I can help the next person in line over here. *blank stares what? Who? Are-you-...