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... his cat. "You better not have a fuckin' piano's all I'm sayin'." "Deal. I was thinking chicken wings, too." He watches how Charlie goes through the parts that seem to be strewn around with no real ... metal hosing that might be an exhaust, but it could be a giant metal penis for the Killmaster's Slaughter-Hog for all Tommy knows about auto parts. He flicks it at Charlie with the same deft ease he'd...

... the thick of things. Where: near Sector 7 Warnings: giant round chicken trying to kill people, people trying to kill giant round chicken, and the violence inherent in such situations. Summary: The Cluckatrice has managed to escape the Giza Plains. It does not appreciate the slaughter of its brethren. Gabranth had at least been dimly aware of the ...

Apples ain't necessarily apples

.... Apparently one way to do this is to feed animals high levels of salt for a few days prior to slaughter so they are forced to take up more water. Another recent disclosure in the media was that increasingly large quantities of chicken meat are being imported into Australia - thousands of tons - and that the foreign suppliers in developing nations are ...

.... These are eyes that stretch the human condition like a spinal chord with the elasticity of chicken wire. Damn these sycophantic, poor excuses for people; their dance is conniving and insipid. When their ...until nothing remains. Warm jets against the legs until the calf being made ready for the veal slaughter is comfortable and ready. Damned be the giving, aggressive be the bold. As the finger tips...

Claire’s Adventures in Late Adolescent Ennui (Part 3)

... had snails on toast recently, which makes as much sense as chicken ovulations on toast I guess. In year 11, we also ... again serves to illustrate how the upper classes profited from the slaughter of the lower classes. Again, in order to maintain Brechtian alienation,...disobedience they would be shot. They then advanced “like lambs to slaughter”, bleating, and were shot down in a hail of bullets; only...

Mini-WeezeL Brand Producct Revew: My usual Thanksgiving post has to do with urine

... Holiday food of Thanksgiving. Present: vast cow father, pig dog brother, chicken mother, cat sister host family all hands linked so create create fence .... Intestines perennial challenged lasagna, burrito, Twinkie of Hostess. Skinny claw chicken mother reach, snatch skin face cheek operative me, clamping skin, say, ... ethnic thing he wanted, just so long as he didn't slaughter a goat in my kitchen."

Cookleta Fic: False Starts and Man-to-Man Coverage

... and Andy Skib, who David met briefly at lunch in the cafeteria on Tuesday. "Since Dave is a giant chicken girly-man who doesn't want to, I don't know, corrupt you by exposing you to alcohol or ... second game. "Man," he cries, putting the mallet down. "It is a crime for you to just slaughter everybody and then smile and say 'good game'." David blushes just a little because, well, that's exactly ...

Inglourious Basterds interview with Quentin Tarantino, 8-19-09

... anywhere. By the time the scene reaches its inevitably denouement all but one member of the Jewish family has been slaughter and the surviving daughter is seen fleeing across an open field to an uncertain fate. It is the fate of ... com. Funny People is another good film out now. Q: Is this your masterpiece? Tarantino: It’s not for a chicken to speak of his own soup. Source.

... and realize that, by consuming animal products, I was sponsoring and contributing to the corporate, industrialized, slaughter of millions of innocent creatures. Did you know that Americans eat one million chickens PER HOUR? ... to pretend that "Oh, PETA is just exaggerating things", than to consider just how your chicken wound up in its KFC bucket. God knows, I don't want to read about animal ...

RFH - 2009-11-11

... down and visit Gina for her birthday and bring her some lunch. What did she want? Hires? Oriental Chicken Salad from Chili's? Taquitos from Betos? No. Gina just wanted some "smash fries" from Smashburger....the bag. Bill Frost, however, saved the day with his gift this morning; an autographed copy of Slaughter's "Stick It To Ya." Unforgettable Quote "I once did a little time for cranny peeking." -...