Fic: An Inconvenient Truth (2/2, PG-13, House/Wilson)

...bracing to know you remind someone of tacky, plastic waterfowl." He pocketed the duck, and House noted that there was something approaching a smile lurking at the corners of Wilson's eyes. "He's an Elvis Celebriduck , thank you." House limped over to the carousel and spotted his bag. "Help a cripple out, man," he said, pointing it out. With a grunt Wilson hefted the bag over his shoulder. "You ...