Horse Cock Phepner

...day and a Calvinist by night. She'll be predestined to become an evil Jesus and kill every witch on sight. I'll take her down to the melon patch for all the folks to see, that she's as ripe as a cantalope and as invisible as me. Oh she'll buck and snort and chew her nails and holler up a storm . . . the wind will blow the clouds on in and the cumulus will form. The rain will make the rhubarb grow ...

i just had a smoothie because i'm sick and figured although not eating at all would be great, i should probabbbbbly have something to help my immune system get better.. anyways. i was almost done two days of a liquid fast (just tea nad orange juice and water) and now i just had a smoothie with -ice -orange juice -cantalope -strawberries -banana FUCK FUCK FUCK i feel so fat.

4 Week Diet Plan, Week 1 Day 1

...'t deviated from the plan as far as calorie amounts go.  The plan was to have one slice of toast and one cup of cantalope for breakfast, but I skipped the cantalope and instead had cheese on my veggie sub from Subway for lunch.  Today is 600 calories.  I'm thinking about going to the gym after work.  I ...

Week 21: She has a name...and a great powerhouse kick

... sixth graders for fifteen days and that is enough to get me through this week!   Thenestbaby.com's fruit equivalent of the size of our baby this week : A banana, hmm... seems weird to go from a cantalope to a banana...I just hope that is a crown to foot measurement! My 'Oh my gosh, I am going to be someone's Mommy!!" moment this week : Baby kicks!  Food Cravings : orange juice, pasta...

back from the gym

..., I ate a plate of salad with one serving of balsamic dressing, a vegan burger  on a bun with hummus, lettuce, pickel, tomato, onion, and salsa, one cup of pasta salad, a few pieces of cantalope, and  2 glasses of regular Pepsi.  For dinner, I ate a vegetable sandwich on faccacia bread (hummus, lettuce, tomato, onion, green peper, and jalapeneo pepper) a plate of fried french fries, a piece of ...

Ouch! I hurt today.

Yesterday was good. Woke up and tended the garden, pulling weeds and trimming back the cantalope and bean plants.  They continuously try to take over the whole plot. Then mowed the lawn. Then, in an attempt to work off some of the eating lately, Ilsa and I decided we where going to walk for coffee to Cafe Ladro down near the Morgan Junction.  A healthy trek by itself. On the way, found a worm-...

Week 27, day 4

The babies have both turned, and are head down. Both of them. This is sort of excruciating. Imagine, if you will, a water balloon. Fill the balloon to be about the size of a large cantalope. Tie it closed and hold it by the knot. Notice it's slight bounce and sway. It spins a bit and is always in motion to some degree. The skin of the balloon is tight against the water. Take a can of spray ...

Junoir,Sharon,Abby,andEmma,are here today!

.... The girls wanted to see Mammaw Hattie, as Emma says. Sharon and Grammy are cooking lunch. We are going to have chicken pie, fresh corn, mixed veg-all casarol, fried squash, cucumbers, and fresh cantalope, yum,yum. I'm soory if I made your mouth water! I've been pretty busy lately, mowing, planting flowers, keeping everything watered,and taking care of my chickens,and gathering eggs. Yesterday I ...

wow. Itching is much less intent

...of a fruits.. bananas, oranges, pineapple, mangoes, avocadoes, tomatoes on the vine - as they are the reddest and the best tasting, cucumbers, peaches, and more dates!!! I still have plenty of nuts, cantalope, apples, raw nut butter, carrots and celery..  OH.. found some nice looking strawberries so got a pack of them and some shortcake for hubby.  The groceries came to $23 and I had 3 full bags. ...

Day 3 of the Daniel Missing Saga

....o; And then we woke up and I found out that Precious needed to stay till the afternoon. So then me and Britney went to Adrian's and watched three movies and I worked on the site and we ate cantalope and grapes. Then we found out that Precious couldn't come home till later later that afternoon. Then mom came to pick us up and I got to drive home and then she allowed me and Britney to go to Walmart...