In the Post

We had three pieces of postal mail today. Two of the three were from the Southern Hemisphere. We are probably the only household that has a Cantabury South Finance Calendar.

...my first year of uni, no, wait, hang on, - 23 was a pretty fucked up year - 22, that was the year I took the STAT test and scored in the top 5%, fuck yeah, I remember driving back from Cantabury Leguges club with the News Papers, and the first round of offers. But that was also the year, grrrrrrrrrr - maybe they could reverse it, so like, you know, I can be old and wise first, then like die young ...