Informercials Parodies

I am a big fan of imformcials, I think they're interesting and unintentionally funny! My favorite one right now is ShamWow! That is the funniest commercial ever because of the guy Vince. "Are you following me cameraguy?" "we can't do this all day" Anyways so I was looking online and found some parodies of the ShamWow and the funniest one I found is this:

OK IT IS TIME TO POST MY FIRST CLASS OF GOEGRAPHY

...? The most abso--y'know we're gonna do dis in real time. Lookit this. Put it on the shota--turn it over-- without putting any pressure...feefty percent of the Roger...right there. Y'followin' me there, cameraguy? The otha fifty percent--the Roger...starts to come up! No otha towel's gonna do that! It acts like a vaccum...and lookit this: Virtually of legal age on tha bottom. See what I'm tellin' ...

THE OTHER BIG GAY SOAD SPAM

..., but Daron is doing that ever-popular leeeeaaaaaning thing. Seriously, Daron, WHAT THE HELL. WHAT THE FUCK, MAN. That is like....the gayest thing. EVER. Oh, Daron, so fem. I C U THAR CAMERAGUY. I finally found the other circus pictures! Apparently Daron is actually the knife swallower. And he's doing it wrong according to Zan. I THINK. MAYBE, UM. ZAN AND I WERE A LITTLE BIT OFF ...

... most abso--y'know we're gonna do dis in real time. Lookit this. Put it on the spill-- turn it over -- without putting any pressure...feefty percent of the cola...right there. Y'followin' me there, Cameraguy? The otha fifty percent--the colah...starts to come up! No otha towel's gonna do that! It acts like a vaccum...and lookit this: Virtually dry on tha bottom. See what I'm tellin' you? ShamWOW,...

Back to the Grand Canyon. Forgot the Skywalk!!

... flooooooor. Me and Mitch jumping up and down on the glass floor!! Mom keeping her distance in case the glass breaks and we die. :P Heeyyyy! I sat down on the side to enjoy the view. Then the cuuute cameraguy wanted to take a photo so I turned and smiled. He didn't like the angle, so he put his camera down, grabbed me by one leg and dragged me on my butt to the middle! (Thus why my legs ...

Holiday wallpaper

I found this National Geographic image  when looking for holiday lights wallpaper: This is a little weird: went to find some more images, and a Goggle search brought up this journal entry on the second page of the search.  This was not too long after I first posted it. Brought out the winter holiday decorations for the cube at work today, but didn't have any time to decorate, so I'll do ...

... to me on… I guess it was Wednesday. I was leaving the office late, say just after 7; I went around the corner to my car, and lo and behold, there was a reporter and a cameraguy doing interviews for Channel 5. Long story short, they ended up interviewing me; I had absolutely no clue about the issue they were asking about. I just sort of ended up babbling incoherently into the microphone for about ...