This is very long. I am 84% Mentally ill.

[x] You have screamed at an inanimate object for hurting you [x] You have ran into a glass/screen door. [ ] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle. [x] You have thought of something funny and laughed, and then people gave you weird looks. [x] You have run into a tree/bush. [x] You have been called a blonde. TOTAL: 5 [] you know that it IS possible to lick your elbow. [x] You just tried to ...

Cherry on top: our dog, Loki, got out of the yard and is missing and doesn't have his collar on. I hope he comes home safe. :( ETA: He's back. At around 8PM my dad and I were getting ready to take one more drive around when we hear Loki's characteristic, "Okay, I want to come in now" bark at the front door (which we don't use during the winter). So I went out to the garage and there's Loki...