A prompt by laisy: Imaginary friend!Jensen/Stalker!Jared

... whatever. I’m not exactly ugly either.” Jensen blinks in response. He looks around Burger King and wonders what he did in a former life to acquire a stalker, especially ... for his Whopper. He’s knee-deep in his burger when the guy finally stops. He reaches towards Jensen'... massive hang over though and my mom tried to wake me up because I was still in high school and...

The Nineties

...'s pretty amazing. 75.Kris Kross - "Jump" (1992, #1 US)-One of the first wake up calls that I was getting old. These guys were cute, and I the whole being ... way cooler than we were. Sounds a little bit like that guy from Digital Underground who sang about getting busy in a Burger King bathroom (The Humpty Dance). 96.Nelson - "(Can't Live Without Your) Love and Affection" (1990, #1 US) -I liked it...

... River – V.S. Naipaul 298. Burger’s Daughter - Nadine Gordimer 299...Nin 312. The Shining – Stephen King 313. Dispatches – Michael Herr 314...MacInnes 464. Henderson the Rain King – Saul Bellow 465. Memento Mori...477. The Once and Future King – T.H. White 478. The...Wrath – John Steinbeck 593. Finnegans Wake – James Joyce 594. At Swim...Kidnapped – Robert Louis Stevenson 823. King Solomon’s Mines – H. Rider...

1001 Books

... River – V.S. Naipaul 298. Burger’s Daughter - Nadine Gordimer 299...Nin 312. The Shining – Stephen King 313. Dispatches – Michael Herr 314...MacInnes 464. Henderson the Rain King – Saul Bellow 465. Memento Mori...477. The Once and Future King – T.H. White 478. The...Wrath – John Steinbeck 593. Finnegans Wake – James Joyce 594. At Swim...Kidnapped – Robert Louis Stevenson 823. King Solomon’s Mines – H. Rider...

Fic: "Where There's One, There's The Other" - VOY Crack!Fic - G

...she knew it was almost time to wake up. Begrudgingly opening her eyes, she... filled the entire room. "Wake up with the King." Tuvok immediately started to scan the room. "... bodiless voice said again, "Wake up with the King." She tentatively took the ...Negative." She looked at where the 'king' had been sitting and saw the ... words in the middle that read "Burger King". "Neelix to Captain Janeway, ...

GUESS WHO'S BACK

WAKE UP YOU STUPID SONS OF BITCHES! King Kittan can use his hands again! So now I'll just SPREAD MY AWESOME all over this place from my HORRIBLY UNCOMFORTABLE hospital bed! TALES OF MY DEATH WERE LARGELY EXAGGERATED! ...though I'll be dead soon if I have to eat more of this fucking food. YOTSUBA! BRING ME A GODDAMN BURGER NEXT TIME! So...what the hell's going on around here now?

1001 Books to read before you die

... the River – V.S. Naipaul 298. Burger’s Daughter - Nadine Gordimer 299. The...ïs Nin 312. The Shining – Stephen King 313. Dispatches – Michael Herr 314. ... Colin MacInnes 464. Henderson the Rain King – Saul Bellow 465. Memento Mori – ...of Wrath – John Steinbeck 593. Finnegans Wake – James Joyce 594. At Swim-Two.... Kidnapped – Robert Louis Stevenson 823. King Solomon’s Mines – H. Rider Haggard...

Nancy Barman interview

... life has being going well for Kris Allen, but in the wake of a disappointing first week of sales many wonder if his...life has being going well for Kris Allen, but in the wake of a disappointing first week of sales many wonder if his...No one is sitting there at home going, “Oh snap! Those guys on TV just ate Burger King...maybe I'll go get a fucking whopper, myself!” For a million dollars I would eat...

Happy Thanksgiving Marley, Others

... The freak thing is both Maddie and Rosey still bark their heads off, and Marley doesn't wake up or cry from the noise. So, by a giant landside, i like Marley the baby...so long, you gave me so many reasons to get the hell out of that place. Thanks for the patience. THANK YOU, Burger King. You finally made a $1.00 double cheeseburger. THANK YOU, Mike and Becca. Yes, without both of you inviting me ...

*Pink pinstriping on my Toyota Lowrider:

...activity going on in the rear area of Taco Bell also behind Burger King. A girl named JULIE that I...It only costs a dollar for a burger. Mtv took over the Aloha McDonald's...s what was going on on the street behind Taco Bell and Burger King in Aloha on Tualatin Valley Highway. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eating_Raoul...cocaine dealing in the community. When they wake up and find out they have ...