Life still hasn't learned from Aesop

...of cloth behind you is actually less tiring because you're physically unable to run too fast in the early stages. Yeah right. I've decided, after a fair bit of time dealing with move-related bureaucratics, that I'd much rather deal with a confused but patient (or grouchy but competent) human being than with someone who can't/won't depart from script or a computer trying to simulate an obnoxiously...