You guys broke my brain and I bet you're laughing about it

...! And the hams are still in the spurs!” “Poor Chip, you swim too much.” His gin and tonic Skippy was always the more boring of the two. He never worried as much about how Hawaiian shirts would ... continued until Easter when the neighbors finally called the cranks.  Now, if anyone has a functioning brain cell left, this is where you check for your name as winner of "Mistletoe on the Mountain" or "...

Wingman by kradambomb, for i_bleed_magenta

... see where Kris went, then turns back to the window, a crazy, insane idea growing inside his brain. A slow, sly smile creeps across his pretty face. "Well, it is a costume party," he ...a choice in the first place.  Drake would have lost either way. Adam idly sips on his vodka tonic, feigning interest in his surroundings and politely smiling in all the right places.  Kris's divorce is something ...

holy shit you can right click on my new laptop i am fucking freaking out.

...actually played better than i usually see though). anyways the point of me sitting up with a gin and tonic writing this even though i have to be awake at stupid o'clock tomorrow to drive down to visit... conversations will make me stagnate mentally, especially if i do it at the expense of making sure my brain is well fed. one night out will from now on necessarily be tempered with one night in. not ...

anything, everything

... you up royally in the long run. “So you’re saying…” Yoochun pauses to splash some gin and tonic into a glass, sending it down the bar to a bleary eyed man in a suit before picking his ... come to the conclusion that last night’s sex was probably too good to remember or bad enough for his brain to conveniently forget it, either way there had to be sex involved seeing how there was a naked stranger ...

10 Top 10s Part 5: Biopics

... needs to slap that goober silly and pluck his eyebrows. "If a bullet should enter my brain, let that bullet destroy every closet door." Milk (2008) Starring Sean Penn as Harvey Milk They ...His depiction of coke-bottle wearing Cleve Jones is a great character, both genuine and funny, the tonic compliment to Sean Penn's gin. Maybe someday schools will teach history as an applicable social ...

One Shot: Crazy For You pt. 2 of 2

... her release that energy. There were definitely ideas swirling in his brain of much better ways to cope with the situation than unloading on ... and got herself a drink. Instead of her usual gin and tonic, she decided to try a special martini that was advertised on the ... out loud. Are you sure about this? , Pam asked Eric brain to brain. Shouldn’t you be entertaining your human? , Eric responded, ...

Ollie: Tap Dancin' For All He's Worth, part 2/4, by kuonji (NC-17)

.... McCabe." "Ramon. G'mornin'. Is Ginger coming in today?" Starsky handed him a glass of watered gin and tonic from the bar. He was careful to brush Hutch's hand as he did so, but not in too obvious...he could think about was getting to Hutch, skin on skin. It was like a fever had taken over his brain. He shoved Hutch's shirt up, baring him to the chest. The two bottom buttons flew off, but Starsky...

...that idea?” “Hm… something that happened between Gin and Tonic number four and Gin and Tonic number fifteen? Something that happened to you, since you were the one dragging me down ... it came from far, far away. It took her brain a few moments to catch up and realize that it...It seemed like whenever his lips were on hers, her brain decided it was time for a break. He softly ...

Dude, I don't even know.

...was speaking unecassarily loud, worrying Paul. John had a bottle of tonic in hand, taking a long swig of the alcohol. He strolled ... still upset about your mother. Go home." Suddenly, John threw the tonic out, over the balcony, the brown liquid splattering onto the floor.  ... Paul's shirt, Paul's heartrate quickened, fear settling into his brain. "John, stop it. Please, stop it." "Then make me." "I...

Dark Liquor = bad

..., and gave them caffeine-free cola mixed with bourbon, vodka or tonic water. The drinking ended when participants’ breath-alcohol concentrations hit an.... Participants were then hooked up to sleep monitors, which record brain activity, and allowed to sleep it off. At 7 a.m... said they felt much worse than those who had drunk only tonic water. One reason for the different effects of vodka and bourbon,...