This is just stupid

..., I poured the milk in the bowl and started eating. But the thing it, well there are many things that are wrong with that. Like, 1. I forgot to put the fucking cereal in the bowl, so I just had a bowlfull of milk with a spoon in it. 2. The spoon was in the bowl when I poured the milk in, and I didn't notice that alot of the milk rebounded off the spoon and onto my shirt. 3. I was standing there...

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... round her place, and I'd always help out in the kitchen. We'd have these really deep philosophical conversations. She always had a big jar full of sweets, and after brunch all the kids would get a bowlfull. It was awesome. 4. If you could meet anyone and go anywhere with them, who would it be, and where? Sylvester McCoy, and the pub :p Back when pubs allowed smoking. And I could drink like a ...

... sauce was made out of soy sauce and one of the sugar packets I took from Ram's Horn. YUMMMM. Today for lunch I ate macaroni and cheese and it was terrible. I can never finished eating a bowlfull before it gets cold. I made a profile on eHarmony to get pumped for my book and I filled out their free personality profile trying to be really honest and I set my match settings for "match me with ...