I was Santa!

... shmokes! I'm sure I lost a few pounds in water-weight wearing that sucker. 2) Wearing the suit changes your ... when they saw me. I did everything I could to make them unafraid, and while it worked in one or two cases.../12/james-franco-was-really-really-high The Egg Nog Bong: http://www.kontraband.com/videos/5069/Eggnog-Bong/#show Some say "Why tap dance the Super Mario theme," while others say ...

Maple Syrup (Part 2 of 3)

Title: Maple Syrup Author: xojemmaxo Rating: R Pairing: Ryden, Joncer POV: Third, the center of it changes Summary: So, the plot hath thickened... eth. Panic! are still at the mysterious cabin. Brendon has got himself lost in the woods, along with Ryan. Will romance happen between them? ( duh. ) What are Spencer and Jon up to? More importantly, can I be bothered to finish it...

Expert Knob Twiddlers, Part 3

... August day, the sky and the water just mirroring each other absolutely perfectly.... was almost complete. "Wow, I make a good-looking woman," Richard ..., what a terrifying woman you make, Rich," Kev mused. "I mean, ... he'd turn around and make some comment which answered a ..., where Richard loaded up the bong with almost pure hash. He ... through her body. "Don't make laugh aaaaahhhh..." He slipped another ...

...find horrible things funny. [Sometimes.] clinique make up is all you wear. ...can down beer like it's water. you have more than two sisters...of juice. Actually, it was just water. I'm feeling a little hungry...the Army. Attempted suicide. Owns a bong. Is anorexic. Loves Bright Eyes. ... bitching about it won't make it better. the song i'... my boyfriend. i'm gonna make another survey after this. there ...

Meme results & SPN drabble

... be simple and clean. No holy water, no Latin spells, no demonic traps.... Dean shoved a flask of holy water in the angel's mouth, forcing...him, screamed in gurgles as the water caused steam to rise from his ... He hadn't met many to make a clear judgment, but the ones ...wasn't condensed like some hippie bong shop's atmosphere. He climbed slowly...and shut the door. As the water turned on, Dean looked back to...

SM Town; HP AU; Newcomers

... and prayed that he didn't make it all the way here just ...like a long fall into the water below, Taemin could only imagine just...the castle. Which would, of course, make everything perfect. He breathed a sigh... enough like a centaur to make a speech and prolong dinner for.... However I do wish to make a rather special and exciting ... something about dealing with “that Bong CheolYong, second year back and ...

Expert Knob Twiddlers, Part 2

... games. Your forfeit is to make us a cup of tea...bowl of the bong and lit it, the water gurgling in...them all up together and make..." Sandy started to slowly do...you want to try and make a Daphne Oram style radiophonic...the filter envelope on that, make it wetter?" "Wetter? Backwards reverb...evil laugh. "Pass me the bong." "Nah, give us a moment...Sandy, pouring the just boiled water into the two cups. "How...

Flash Fry Water Buffalo

...a chance to sample Jao Bong (jellied water bufflao skin) and sticky ...-09-30-red [Flash Fry Water Buffalo] gafyhese improve handwriting to ... sample questions own your xebjn make dovecote butterflies bukirotu in stomach ... for poems nevabj chevy zidjnoge water pump diagram letter interview acepting ... marshmallow rexyxys cornflake splash black water pecyk diarrhea back ripab p ...

I couldnt even make this stuff up.... (2 for 1)

...as illegal drug MINNEAPOLIS — In Minnesota, bong water can count as an ...for 25 grams or more of bong water that tests positive for ... Lower courts had held that bong water is drug paraphernalia. Possession ... case involved a woman whose bong had about 2½ tablespoons of ... that drug users sometimes keep bong water to drink or inject .../news/nation-world/minn-court-bong-water-170121.html?cxntlid=thbz_hm ...

You can't make this shit up.

... want to talk about mess? Try living with 19 people with no running water, and only one toilet. 5) When I was still friends with mary-jane (... decided to would be an awesome idea to smoke crack out of my bong, and not tell me. This is something I would never ever in a .... Long story short, we have a meeting, tell him he has to make other arrangements. So that night, he's sleeping on the couch, and ...