Is She Really...? or What Happens When You Try To Drown Your Sorrows?

...Turkey, No dialogue... Author's Notes: Not mine, no beta and I’m not even sure it really works... but I needed to write...with Neville Longbottom. “Blistering Baldric’s Bollocks, way to go Granger,” she chided herself. “That’s how not to go about ensnaring a snarly...~ Severus seated himself in his usual place and began to load his...whilst grabbing his sleeve. “It’s not... it wasn’t... look I don...

Fic: To Be a Prisoner of War, Draco/Hermione, NC-17

... I was an outcast. They did not understand that it was an act ..., were ousted, or even could not hide their status, shame and disgrace...to each other. More than usual - not that usual seemed to be a... “And what would everyone say?” “Bollocks with what everyone would say!” ...an illegitimate child meant I could not hide what was considered a problem...; it was a survival tactic. Not that anyone sees it as ...

Fic: Oral Exam, Rose/JamesII/Scorpius, NC-17

...17 Word Count: 6140 Warning: Not beta'd, threesome, cousincest Summary...trying to look interested, but not desperate to participate. “James!” Rose...attention was primarily focused on not letting Scorpius’ demanding kisses completely...It was too much and not enough at the same time...out and gently cupped his bollocks. She teased them until he...was so different from her usual concerns about how sore her...

Fic: Oral Exam, Rose/JamesII/Scorpius, NC-17

...17 Word Count: 6140 Warning: Not beta'd, threesome, cousincest Summary...trying to look interested, but not desperate to participate. “James!” Rose...attention was primarily focused on not letting Scorpius’ demanding kisses completely...It was too much and not enough at the same time...out and gently cupped his bollocks. She teased them until he...was so different from her usual concerns about how sore her...

Fic: Oral Exam, Rose/JamesII/Scorpius, NC-17

...17 Word Count: 6140 Warning: Not beta'd, threesome, cousincest Summary...trying to look interested, but not desperate to participate. “James!” Rose...attention was primarily focused on not letting Scorpius’ demanding kisses completely...It was too much and not enough at the same time...out and gently cupped his bollocks. She teased them until he...was so different from her usual concerns about how sore her...

The Strange Case of the Spectral Suitor: Chapter Four

... things Torchwood belong to the usual suspects. I am, however, willing ... this whole thing is just bollocks." "It's almost ten." said...anything?" he asked Jack. "Nope. Not a damn thing. Thought Rhys...said ghost-hunting was fun." "Not even picking up traces of...himself known cos Rebecca's not here." suggested Owen. "We'll...Unless Ianto cleans it first!" "Not bloody likely." Ianto replied. "There...

The Strange Case of the Spectral Suitor: Chapter Four

... things Torchwood belong to the usual suspects. I am, however, willing ... this whole thing is just bollocks." "It's almost ten." said...anything?" he asked Jack. "Nope. Not a damn thing. Thought Rhys...said ghost-hunting was fun." "Not even picking up traces of...himself known cos Rebecca's not here." suggested Owen. "We'll...Unless Ianto cleans it first!" "Not bloody likely." Ianto replied. "There...

FIC: variations on an ending: love will tear us apart. again. [3/3] (Katie, Gina)

... used here without permission. Do not archive without permission. Rating: R...horrible fucking troll. She's not sure when it happened but...more contrary than usual, a feat in itself. Not to mention...self-power and all that bollocks, and obviously Naomi had taken...explain multiple times. “ Life's not fair,” she states simply, like...eyes. The phone never rings, not even Naomi's mobile which...

Fic: Dressing Room

...: Drug use, cursing, and the usual smut, very slight angst Disclaimer: ... and/or food. He was not surprised to find nothing in ... good at that.” “Er, no. Not really. But stop fretting about ...a ticket, “at least I’m not a ponce.” “Hey!” grinned Noel,... do this all the time, not anymore.” He blinked slowly, looking ... sandwiched couple in the mirror. ********** “Bollocks,” cursed Julian, glancing at his ...

...they too had failed. Interestingly enough, not a single Slytherin had offered to...be ready. *** Potter seemed twitchier than usual, Draco noticed the next morning at...you're doing?" Harry whispered angrily, not wanting to arouse attention from the...magicked the store back into its usual configuration. Peeves immediately took off for... right - he had seen something! Bollocks! Pulling out the tiny lily,...