SON OF THE MS PAINT MEME: I KNOW WHAT YOU DID LAST JUDGMENT DAY FOREVER THIS IS WHAT WE ARE DOING: -post a request for a beautiful picture you have envisioned (for example, Rorschach and Pete schilling Girlscout cookies to Jessica Jones in full Brownie regalia) -someone will, god willing, fulfill your request with a beautiful picture in MS Paint! -you whip out your own goddamn MS Paint and ...

New Story - Pina Coladas, Blow Up Matresses and Naked Fridays (Em/Jasper)

Story Title: Pina Coladas, Blow Up Mattress and Naked Fridays By ... I wrote it! Pina Coladas, Blow Up Mattress and Naked Fridays ... Emmett and Jasper. Pina Coladas, Blow Up Mattresses and Naked Fridays... Garrett’s house warming. The blow up mattress?” His hands gripped ...t the only loud noises. The blow up mattress had squeaked and ...

for when I wake up;

Pick any of your characters. Choose either Pilgrim , Native American , or Turkey . I'll do a T e g a k i drawing. If I don't get to you, that doesn't mean I don't love you. That just means I'm lazy.

Never Blow Out the Eastern Candle

Never Blow Out The Eastern Candle Your five-fold kiss was rather invoking; Beside the chancel is your unphallic wand, And use it wisely in order to fly. ...Storax Thus, we banish your unphallic wand, In order to make our nexus ecstasy MOONFIRE! CUM TO ME. ALLAXITOS! CUM WITH THEE. NEVER BLOW OUT THE EASTERN CANDLE! NEVER BLOW OUT THE EASTERN CANDLE! NEVER BLOW OUT THE EASTERN CANDLE! FOREVER!

GIMME GIMME NEVER GETS, LARFLEEZE.

I DREW CRAP. Specifically, I decided to draw Saint Walker being saint-like and whatnot, but that just flew to hell after I got a better idea involving Larfleeze. I need to draw Walker and Mary Marvel being bros soon because you totally know they would be.

Blow me down!

Just found out that a little club I used to go to way way back in the early eighties is still going strong . I say "club", it was actually someone's cellar dolled up into a disco. Alternate Fridays and Saturdays, £1 to get in, bring a bottle, drinks free all night. Nowadays, it seems to be the same arrangement only it's £7 to get in, and it doesn't stay open as late. Oh, the laffs we had down ...

029: I'm so star struck, baby, cause you blow my heart up.

"It’s my holy mission in life, to blow raspberries at other holy missions."

As I promised yesterday, here are some fic recs of stuff I've read recently (mostly gen(nish)): The Eggnog Equivalence by ankaret [Big Bang Theory; Penny and Sheldon] Penny shambled towards the door, clutching her dressing-gown around her. Ignoring Sheldon wasn't an option. Sheldon would carry on knocking on the door and saying 'Penny' in a weirdly urgent monotone until she opened ...

now i know that a breeze can blow me away

i feel so so so guilty. i flux back and forth between wanting to eat and hold it down, and wanting to restrict and then purge the food i do eat. i ate today. quite a lot. wheat-free cereal with soy milk, a weight watchers ice cream, a handful of pistachios, miso soup, veggie tempura, a bite of salad, a summer roll, 5 pcs of a hawaiian roll, AND a real Dr. Pepper, NOT diet. things i know ...

*Storm Alert* Nothin' like a fall breeze to blow the hair around a bit

NORTH COAST-CENTRAL COAST- 931 AM PST THU NOV 19 2009 ...HIGH WIND WARNING REMAINS IN EFFECT UNTIL MIDNIGHT PST TONIGHT... A HIGH WIND WARNING REMAINS IN EFFECT UNTIL MIDNIGHT PST TONIGHT ALONG THE NORTH AND CENTRAL COAST. STRONG SOUTHERLY WINDS WILL DEVELOP ONCE AGAIN ALONG THE NORTH AND CENTRAL COAST. SUSTAINED WINDS SPEEDS WILL RANGE FROM 35 TO 45 MPH WITH GUSTS TO 70 MPH. WINDS WILL EASE...