Bizarre

So, the phone rings and caller ID says private number. Since it used to show that when my sister called from Germany, I'm habituated to pick up those calls. Female voice with noisy background: You're a lying whore ass bitch. Me: (nonplussed) Excuse me? FV: (emphatically) You're a lying whore ass bitch. Me: (confused and somewhat amused) Do you know who you're talking to? FV: (belligerently) ...

Artist Sign-Up

...: Cain and Abel Rating: R Genre: Action/Angst, AU Pairing: Chloe/Davis, Chloe/Clark Summary: "We should have been brothers"---Clark Kent, Eternal This fic goes AU from "Pilot." After a bizarre cattle mutilation on Kent Farm, Martha Kent divorces Jonathan and moves to Metropolis to raise her boys Davis and Clark--"gifts" from the Smallville Meteor shower---with her father in the lap of ...

Folie à Deux, Chapter 18/18 | AS/S, H/D | R COMPLETE!

..., but it didn't quite fit. Then I realised he was dropping me hints about some traumatic event involving his mother. Rose is right, and he does have a form of PTSD, which hindered his social development. Though he's also just a very weird artistic kid! LOL Thanks to everyone who supported, commented, and lurked through my bizarre vision of Scorpius Malfoy's life! Stay tuned for more AS/S!!

michael joseph jackson, august 29, 1958 - june 25, 2009. remember the time?

...legacy typing this up. farewell, michael. you were a legend and a genius. a cult and a myth. to some, a freak. but what nobody could deny - incredibly talented. loveable, magical, legendary. bizarre, disturbed, lonely and utterly misunderstood. the love you gave and shared will always be remembered by those who loved you. and your music will live on forever. leave your demons behind and rest in ...

the five sweetest/most bizarre things, I've heard in the last few months, from a beautiful woman, in no particular order: "You should come over to my place, right now, so that I can make out with you, right now." "I'm really going to miss you. Are you sure you don't want to move to Seattle instead of going to college?" "I'm stumbling around, orgasm drunk. Seriously, I can't walk right now." "...

Boosh Splitting Up?

Check out this article from The Sun . It seems like speculation to me, albeit well founded. What do you think?

Michael Jackson and Farrah Fawcett

... Although there is no evidence of criminality, the Los Angeles Police Department detectives have opened an investigation into his death. He was only 50. His death brought a tragic end to a long, bizarre and sometime farcical decline from his peak in the 1980s when he was popular music's premier all-around performer. Born Michael Joseph Jackson in Gary, Indiana (an industrial suburb of Chicago, ...

The Sad, Sad Tale of Chickenfoot

... zipper in Chickenfoot's back. As he chases him down, Dib is heard to shout "You're not a freak! You're just stupid!" With South Carolina governor Mark Sanford's recent bizarre, hypnotic histrionics over his intercontinental affair with una chica Argentina, it's clear that the Republican Party has become the official Chickenfoot of the United States. Anyone with half-a-brain can recognize all of ...

The Burning Life

...MMO tie-in fiction just doesn't. If you've ever felt uneasy about the hundreds of sentient beings your fantasy hero slaughters for loot, this one's for you. I worked with Hjalti on his EVE chronicle All Tomorrow's Bodies , which I think turned out very well. (The bizarre similarity in title to a chapter in Kiss of the Succubus is just 'cause I named both and love the Velvet Underground.)

it's a real hard sell-- my conceptual hell

... the field when I realized that this was one of those things I usually watch from a distance and mock incessantly. A bunch of creepers in identical robes and stupid DF hats slowly migrating through a crowd? Bizarre. And I was, for once, a part of it. It was very unsettling. I also grew very claustrophobic from all the masses of people and the ominous rainclouds stressed me out. All in all, the ...