Gakuen Hetalia: When Gilbert Met Matthew (OH NOEZ, ACTUAL LITERACY D: )

...s second question, drawing the leading chick with a flag in his ..., er, wing, breaking out a fat, black marker to draw a white and black standard, with some blob in ... was supposed to resemble a black eagle, but looked more like ... but apparently there was some black powder on my clothes. Whatever,... Matt smirked, looking at the fat blob on the paper, before ... and if he makes a big stink about it we can ...

Sherlock Holmes (2009) Recap

... shit, she's the bitchy chick who didn't like the...gets strung up. Before they black-bag him. Blackwood quotes the...lore, Irene Adler is a black-widow who marries/seduces men...of roses, getting into a black carriage with, presumably, her boss...No." "OH, SHE TURNS TO FAT, AND SHE HAS A BEARD...show up along with One Big Motherfucker and the trio brawl...the masses like some great big fucking bat, and the guys...

Gakuen Hetalia: FEEEEEELINGS~! WOAH WOAH WOAH, FEEEEELINGS! [part 1](more literacy, kthxbai)

... totally it! Way too much fat in his diet… In any ... large white dog, almost as big as Matt, bounded into the ... Matthew could score with a chick like his roomie (hadn’t ... Brother knows. It is our big secret. One that we have ... why not, he’s certainly big enough to call some attention ... slightly pouting lower lip and big, deep, violet-blue eyes. Gilbert ... first dog, he was a black lab…and then there was ...

J2 Fic: Printer Error

... finally showed up, all shiny and black and new, with even more flashing ... couldn't resist giving the shiny black surface a quick pat as he ... why he thought moving to the big city was a good idea in ... higher state of consciousness'. Or a chick wants him to. Or...” “Or he'...What if Jensen was ugly or fat or old or something? There hadn...? Jared stared at the stark black words, hating how much more real...

Like a Silver Chain, Entwined (gen, kinda dark)

... it; all she can see is a black sprawling mass. Blue-white light glimmers through a ..., have small hand weapons rather than the big repeating rifles that the soldiers carry. The ...are messy and inefficient, and they make a big hole in a human body. There's ... laugh. "Tell that to the blond chick who just kicked the shit out of me..., she snaps the ampule home in a fat Genii hypodermic from the case in her ...

(fic) Miss Universe on Judgment Day

... politics and assassinations and intrigue. A big white house looms on the monitor...got a magazine, last month’s chick magazine. There’s a lot ..., pink, green, yellow, white, and black, its fuzzy lines sharp and ... growing old together, Jet getting fat, Spike losing his muscle and ... that his eyes are completely black. “Who are you?” Faye yells.... sides. It’s completely pitch black. She feels around for her ...

How To Kiss A Woman - Part 36

...the stage, she lost the rocker chick persona and became my sweet, ...on the couch and closed those big, beautiful eyes.  "Imagine this...imagine ... us, except for your incredibly big heart...we gave thousands of ... "Baby girl...you have a big, fat bank account at First ... Chicago." "I do?" "Yes." "How fat?" "Millions...maybe two or three."... own shirt, revealing a sexy, black bra.  Before I could react,...

How To Kiss A Woman - Part 36

... stage, she lost the rocker chick persona and became my sweet,... the couch and closed those big, beautiful eyes.  "Imagine this...imagine ... us, except for your incredibly big heart...we gave thousands of ..."Baby girl...you have a big, fat bank account at First ... Chicago." "I do?" "Yes." "How fat?" "Millions...maybe two or three."... own shirt, revealing a sexy, black bra.  Before I could react,...

...the bunk. I will see this chick. ... I could always just go with...doesn't keep her from having big plans and expectations. She has been...piece of cake. He's a big fat rule breaker who defeats everyone in one-hit KOs, which ...back at Academy City suspended their big project with me. But tell me... academic, either. She's got black belts in Karate and Judo and... to, and fairness is a big deal to her. If she'...

Through Thick and Thin - Part 1&2 / 4

...at all. After that everything is black. When he comes around, it’s...have a bathtub…” “It’s not big enough,” Dean cuts him short and...opportunity to adjust his pants. His big and fleshy stomach dips slightly over...his brother. “I’m already that big?” “Yeah,” Dean says and kisses him...he tries to be the no-chick-flick-moment, tough guy, Sam ...’s own. “Showing around your fat cousin,” the blonde man, as ...