...the first folder, turning it and sliding it across the desk to him. She'd have already have memorized the contents of all the files so he reaches into his shirt pocket, and pulls out his bifocals. A completely unnecessary gesture but a familiar one, nevertheless. He scans the report then looks up at her. "Recon units have been gathering data constantly since deployment over a week ago. We've got ...

the universal standard for blasphemy

... of their would-be Armageddon. ‘ Bang !’ Right outta the sky, Butch Cassidy, lady and Johnnies, never misses, fastest draw in the East. (Boys, he’s got vision, and the rest of the world wears bifocals.) They topple his fortress (the brigand-fiends!), but he Wins the Day, Saves the Girl (the Bonnie to his roguish Clyde, and one classy dame), only one thing left now— ‘Here’s lookin’ at you, kid,’...

what's up

... Miami, though, it's Miami Beach. I've been there and I know the beach is large. That's where I'll be. Yesterday I went to the eye doctor. I suspected that I was due for bifocals and indeed I am... and I am not. They are so breathtakingly expensive that I opted for reading glasses instead. A team of opti-pros sprang into action when I suggested this solution. The inconvenience will be maddening! ...

thanks given

... to find over the past couple of years but it turned up at the last minute -- at the Safeway, of all places.    this was the first Thanksgiving for which an essential tool was: bifocals .  not an improvement though I suppose one should be thankful for having access to them at all rather than whining about having become dependent upon them.    the Wonder Boy advised by text of his ...

[Fic-Off Fic] You Can Be My Wingman Anytime -- Wee!Bobby and ensemble original X-Team

... sometimes forgot how big Warren's wings could be when he had them full out. Intimidating. Scott didn't even flinch. "Not all of us have it as easy as rolling out of bed and putting on a pair of bifocals." " I have it easy? What, Warren, was that silver spoon cold when you were born with it in your mouth?" "You act like you have a monopoly on living with a burden around here, Summers. I have a ...

It Happened

I got bifocals yesterday. I prefer to think of it as getting wiser, not older On the plus side, I can see the computer screen really clearly again.

pg 217 of my 300 pg autobiography?? Feedback please =)

... such things in life. I can be annoying because I tend to be giddy, busy, and happy. My friends often wonder how I maintain these. I blame it on realistic optimism; to be cliché, I wear rose colored bifocals, top half rose, and bottom half plain old glass. My mindset is that I can be whatever I want to be as long as I know my capabilities. As far as “Spicy Tuesdays” went, I knew I could be...

[Fic] ADDICT [1/10?]

... with the new young counselor. T he idea of counseling for porn seemed absurd. Changmin removes his glasses from his face and rubs the bridge of his nose, tapping the glossy black edge of the bifocals against some enameled pearly-whites. He's been in the waiting room for what seems like a century-and-a-half. Now the room was all but abandoned, save for the receptionist, a bored looking ...

The First Choice for Middle-aged and Elderly: Multifocal Eyewear

... near. Progressive eyeglasses are beautiful as well as comfortable to wear. They overcome the shortcomings of seeing far view vaguely and wearing nor pretty and others of the previous reading glasses and bifocals glasses. The progressive glasses are the ideal choice of the elderly. Whatever you do, wherever you go, you needn`t bring your presbyopia glasses with you. And you needn\'t replace ...

Prompts for the porn battle - late!-

I realize now, in my excellent prescription Hindsight Bifocals, that we should have listed these much earlier, seeing as how teh Porn Battle ends on Nov 11. Le sigh. But whatever, we will still accept your porny contributions after the date has past, because everybody loves sexy fiction. The Prompts for Milerz RPF, Miley Cyrus/Demi Lovato/Selena Gomez, ambition RPF, Miley Cyrus/Emily ...