I liked this one

... Murray O'Hare (she was murdered, herbody found recently) complained she didn't want prayer in our schools,and we said OK.Then someone said you better not read the Bible in school ... the Biblesays thou shalt not kill, thou shalt not steal, and love your neighboras yourself. And we said OK.Then Dr. Benjamin Spock said we shouldn't spank our children when theymisbehave because their little ...