fic: surely you can't be serious

...thumbs into his waistband and winked. "I wore my best panties." Rusty popped up beside him and said hurrriedly...pointed to the bathroom behind him. "Go. Urinate." He shot a death glare at Rusty who gave him a..., answering the phone while balancing a tray of jello shots on his hip. "What's the good news...In a manner of speaking," Cappie said, putting the jello shots down on the table. "Tested negative ...

Fall Ball

...I was so drunk; I had the rum upstairs and then the gold shot... Meh. Nathan was introduced to goldschlagger. He failed the Aes Sedai serenity test... omelet. ^^ The whole group went to what I think is the best bbq in Kansas City: Oklahoma Joe's. Everyone seemed to enjoy it,... at the bar, 3 large shots of tequila, several (4 or 5) jello shots, and that damned jolly rancher). The next day was nice and ...

Team Knight - Round 2 - Fanfic

...As he stood contemplating this, he heard a scream follow by a shot, aswell as distant sires that Bruce knew would do little good. ... own. Catwoman pushed herself firmly against Bruce, who was doing his best to stop his arms from flailing at the side of him. ... which would be very hard to accomplish with a brain that resembled jello. His thoughts and rain processes weren't returning quite as quickly as...

Team Knight - Round 2 - Fanfic

...As he stood contemplating this, he heard a scream follow by a shot, aswell as distant sires that Bruce knew would do little good. ... own. Catwoman pushed herself firmly against Bruce, who was doing his best to stop his arms from flailing at the side of him. ... which would be very hard to accomplish with a brain that resembled jello. His thoughts and rain processes weren't returning quite as quickly as...

Of Friendship and Hatred [Oneshot]

... Tops’. By that time Ryo and Uchi, Ryo’s best friend, was part of Kanjani8. Shige, Koyama and Kusano...time close friends with each other (“So Kusano was your best friend?” asked Lia. “Is our best friend.” Koyama corrected firmly.), stuck to each other. Massu came and joined them often ... eyelashes innocently. “I understood the stapler in the jello prank you did before, because obviously you would do ...

Tim interviews Jello Biafra(!!!!!!!)

...great Stooges nerd out. Me: Hello Jello, this is Tim from Tigerweekly, ...Thurmond would be a better president- Jello: I thought he finally resigned from...the Stooges. Me: Yeah with Williamson. Jello: Yeah with James Williamson, the ... Iggy and James Williamson record. Jello: Some Kill City, but also ... On is one of the best Stooges songs EVER. And there'... it's maybe my first shot across the bow of the ...

The real Hallowheeee-n!

... there. (that's where the previously-posted costume photo was taken.) --It should also be noted that Morgan (the bloody doctor chick) made an awesome jello-shot brain that bled red 100-proof vodka when she cut into it! It was AWESOME. XD --We also witnessed somebody trying to break into the old ...

AND AGAIN

...why he was looking at how to make Jello. He’d open documents and write things, ...’t know, to be friends, maybe?” Arthur shot back before he could think about it. ... happen. You do what you know is best, and I’ll do what I have ... of the paper was Arthur’s favourite shot of the hills, bright purple heather like ... little faster than before. He flipped the shot back over, searching for any indication of ...

...The young man replied, enthusiastic, at best. He trailed off, finding himself speechless...to raise up just to be shot back down; from hearing interesting, ...Her legs felt wobbly, almost like jello, as she attempted to plant her...make sure we don't get shot." Another period of silence graced ... She found him amusing at best, a real keeper. Had he ... home away from home, at best. She wondered to herself how ...

Update of all my tweets, since I haven't been updating here much and my tweet service crashed.

... Delete They keep feeding me jello shots... about 15 hours ago ... to Thriller! We were voted best dance of the party! about ... kinda bad from the flu shot I got this week, but ... get sick from a flu shot... Yeah whatever. Tell that to ... Rough morning at work, flu shot making me achy, trouble sleeping,... for the add on Facebook. Best wishes to you... 1:45 ... is talented, who's the best singer? :) 7:44 PM Oct...