I'm surprised this category isn't full of badfic quotes...

Hi, I'm Steve McCool! You might remember me from such Powerpuff Girls fanfics as The One With All the Romance and To Committ the Impossible Crime! No?! Surely you wouldn't overlook a clearly awesome writer like me... That was a joke. This, however, is not: Courtesy of the Simpsons section on the Pit, which is filling itself up with poorly written garbage one moment and OOC tripe the next, I ...

Wherein I have clearly lost touch with fandom

...-bashing , another trend that I find incomprehensible at best. Character-bashing is, to me, the hallmark of badfic; if a writer can't treat a character respectfully, then I'm backbuttoning out of there. It is..., but to "pwn" Cuddy. And you know I will use the world pwn unironically, so the quotes there do indeed denote sarcasm. And this: Mercy by fourleggedfish . It's "written for a dark!...

a modest proposal

... right people and stay the hell away from ff.net. My friends lured me in with picspams and videos and quotes from interviews and fic, and now I'm hooked. It's also, I suspect, a lot of why I ...-year-old or something because it was, duh! "... Unless, of course, you're looking for and posting about badfic on purpose purely for the humour value. That's a whole 'nother kettle of fish. Um. That's all....

LITTLE MISS MARY, Part Seven Chapter One

...can’t recognize one of the most oft-repeated quotes, Stuthor? Who do you think you are – Cassandra...BUTTSEX!!! *attempts to smother him* *giggles madly* Whee… badfic… …I…. I don’t know if he’ll ever... nodded smilingly *from Saint Mango’s* MOTHER!!! The badfic is TOUCHING ME IN A BAD PLACE! And ... expectantly *in Saint Mungo’s* M-Mommy… the badfic is rolling me onto my front… and… ...

I'm sorry, this is long... but there were too many hilarious quotes. I cut so much out already! Badfic authors should only be allowed so many hilarious sentences per story, y'know? The plot... got hit by a car. While at the hospital, Hiruma proposes (also randomly). All quotes are from part two. While they’re on the way to Kariya’s bakery, Hiruma ...