Rahmdom Roundup Part Five: Haiku Porn

... has to keep a hand out for balance, but one is free, and it inches across the floor towards his fly. Mea culpa, he whispers. Mea maxima culpa. Doesn't help. Quick as anything, Rahm is pulling out, backhanding him across the face; not hard, it won't leave a mark, but Joe's already abused jaw aches more now. "Nuh-uh, Joey." That fucking name again. "Get your fucking hand away from your dick. ...

... air and well hell, let's hug too. Wanna dance? Hello shots with Sarah. Hello Tequila. Helloooooo Tequila. Nothing but smooth sailing. Unofficial Bird Night. Toast the missing members. Hey Brittany sorry for backhanding that beer across the bar. Sometimes I get a little descriptive. Step outside and call to hear your voice. Happy 2009. I wish more than anything you were here. I miss you so much. I...

Screenshots!

... and the sackperson flying through the air is ravynstoneabbey herself. I was like "Ok, everyone stand still and let me get a picture." Then ravynstoneabbey 's husband obviously exploited the 3 second delay by backhanding his wife's Sackgirl at just the right moment. xD All four of us in the teacup. We all got in, then we were like "Why are we here?" "I dunno." "WTF?" My...

A Deadly Choice

... song voice, "Arrest them!”   “No!” screamed Jack, fighting the chains that kept him bound to the wall, "You promised!” he yelled, "You said they’d go free.”   "No,” replied the Master backhanding Jack across the mouth, "I said they could leave the room. I kept my word,” he grabbed Jack by the face adding viciously, "Unlike you Freak, I don’t break my promises!”   As the ...

I warned you.

... this cunt of yours. And it stinks like shit." She looked up at him, her eyes bright and sharp. "I hear faggots can't stand the smell anyway," she remarked. He sneered, withdrawing his fingers and backhanding her across the cheek. Liquid's hand. Let it do what it wanted. Olga's body jerked, and while she was stunned Ocelot pushed himself down on top of her. He shoved his cock into her slimy worm...

Center of Gravity- Bk 1-Ch 3

...TV switched back to a confused looking host and life in Gotham returned to normal. A single, distant bang ended a massacre. Mike Terrel blinked at his television several times before turning to his wife and backhanding her. The old bum slumped on his side on a stoop, ready to wait out another night. Deep in the slums of Gotham, among the squalor and inane human debauchery, the pale man with fading...

Chapter 4

... the demon warrior. "I won't let you harm her." "We'll just see about that then," he said as he pushed me back and kicked me to the Lee family limo. I pulled myself out and zipped behind him, backhanding his face, sending him to the air. I jumped up and slashed at him, but he countered with his own slash. Both of us ascended to the air, holy and fire energies flowing out of our weapons at each ...

*sigh*

... same to them. Mom protested and Dad slammed her against the wall, put his arm across her throat and told her to shut the fuck up. I also told him about the vague early memory I have of Dad backhanding me across the room and Mom screaming that he could do what he wanted to her but to leave me alone. Cliff and Nicholas and I had an overdue conversation last night in which Nicholas and I tried to ...

FIC - Rusty's Boys

... got them all confused."     "That hasn't been proven, yet," Rusty pointed out, jerking his hand out of Treister's grip. "And you're   not  the boys' mother!"     Myra wailed loudly, backhanding Rusty in the face. Rusty had fallen asleep in the lab again, and didn't hear the door open behind him. Myra quietly walked up behind him, placing her hand on his shoulder. Startled out ...

The End of the World: Chapter Eight

... Chris stepped up his training a little. All he had asked from the boy was to be kneeling when Chris returned. The defiance had returned full force at the suggestion of that practice. After backhanding the boy properly for calling him ‘an insane motherfucker’, the boy had spat in his face, forcing Chris to gag him. Only after showing the cat o’nine did the boy subside – ...