Predictions for the day

... minions are fired by the government 5) The phrases "independant review" or "special select committee established" to "look into" the matter.  E.g. same old nothing/cover up (c.f. Saudi backhanders, Brazilian shooting etc). 6) Alistair Darling's eyebrows admit they were behind it all and do the decent thing and resign from his facial cabinet. 7) Alistair Darling resigns but denys it's his fault...