An early holiday present from me to you...a free read featuring F.B. and Matt! NWS!

...his relationship with the Old Man. That weasel had been the gossip hub in the...table -- except for Flannery, that little weasel-faced worm -- stood and saluted as Monroe...shocked. “You...married and had a baby?” “We adopted.” F.B. met Monroe’s...“Not teasing. Just whetting your appetite, baby. Let’s move this to the ... voice suddenly reached them from the baby monitor on their nightstand. “Da-da?...

December 04

Title: Blue Yule Author: pokeystar Rating: G Word Count: 1447 Prompt: Wrapping Paper Summary: Baby's first Christmas. Blue Yule “Bue!” Severus toddled across the floor as fast as his...His wife was most definitely off her proverbial rocker if she thought he’d allow the Weasel’s favourite colour to adorn his son’s presents. Perhaps Mrs. Clemson would consider putting...

The Best Luck I Ever Had (2/4)

... and in bed in the last twenty-four hours. You're just going to have to get over it, baby, and accept that both are true." "You sound like a therapist," Christian says, laughing. "Profiler, remember?" ... not," Christian says. "Ruth talked me into it after a pitcher of margaritas and didn't let me weasel out of it once we were sober." "Maybe you'll let me see them sometime," Derek says, pushing ...

THE AMERICAN NIGHT ch 2

... by through the windows. "James told me what you did, you....weasel!" "Weasel? Big vocabulary on ya there, edge boy." "Fuck you, ... don't have to ask me, just lay there and take it baby." "No, no I don't---! Instantly Matt was face down, staring ... rollicking through Matt's taught muscles. "Tell me what you want, baby." "STOP!! PLEASE STOP!!" Matt sobbed, not recognizing his own voice in ...

My goal today is 45K, leaving 5K for the very last day...

...been an order or of her own volition, but I couldn’t feel bad about that. Not after what that weasel had said about Sandra. I dropped Daniel off at his car, telling him I’d meet him at the ... “Fancy running in to you here!” It was my youngest sister’s friend from elementary school. I used to baby-sit the two of them. My stomach heaved as I remembered the lusty thoughts that had just been running ...

RAR RAR RARGE.

... it. Everyone knows I'm depressed or stressed or anxious. Him, though? Not a peep, just got to slowly weasel it out of him between him faking asthma attacks and me starting conversations about mustaches. Oh, have I ... Yeah. Getting really pissy over here. I hope so hard... some day he'll grow out of this baby-genius crap and be a real life man... like the ones that my friends have snagged. Or, at ...

Infragilis

... toss at their mums and dads.” “You’re not my parent so you can just bugger off!” the overgrown weasel spat. Spying Timothy’s candy bag, he pointed at it. “Give it to me or I’ll give you... kept him from pinching my sack, Miss Granger,” Timothy piped up in defense of his hero. “He was a baby and afraid of some bubbles.” Covering his mouth with his hand to keep from chuckling, Draco gave Hermione a ...

SVH Senior Year #32: Road Trip

... about how none of the artists can even play instruments, and how music these days sucks big fat weasel balls. (Not quite in those words.) I really, really hate to agree with Conner, but I do. ... it? Angel arrives, and Tia gets all jittery and excited again. The Mancation has officially hit Vegas, baby! Woot! Conner thinks the whole thing looks and sounds fake. Way to be a downer, Conner. Evan's...

Birthday Presents for scarletladyy -- AG/DM/PP

...that his wife is pregnant with his best mate's baby," Asteria purred, leaning over. "So all you need to do... finally turning to look at her. "Really, is the Weasel worth trading this?" With a small laugh, Pansy said... the garden pavers. "I guess this means the Weasel found out about his wife and Potter?" Draco asked...of her. You try and make sure that the Weasel doesn't kill the boy who lived and the ...

...is in a position to judge, frankly. They snog. The Doctor asks what people what for Christmas. Baby Daf sends an adorable list. ADORABLE. Penny is angstvoll as usual. Noxs somehow happens upon an unsecure...Master and the Professor separated. So cunning you could put a tail on it and call it a weasel. The Master is back, and the killin' commences. Donna and the Doctor plot and hide while the...