Sherlock Holmes (2009) Recap

... logical , emotionally unavailable male character ever . Ten points and a cookie to anybody who knows who all seven of those men are...ve seen in subsequent movies or TV shows? FORGET ABOUT IT, BABY. THESE MEN ARE CRAZY AND THEY WILL FUCK YOUR SHIT UP... by some toothless, pipe-smoking gypsy woman who stops them. "Fortune?" she says. "Nothnxbai," Watson replies. "YOU NEED TO HEAR WHAT...

#11: Where Skies Meet End on End (Jaejoong/Yoochun) - Part 1

... mock-irritation, “How the hell did this place turn into the local garbage dump while I was gone?!” “Well, I don’t know,” Yunho whines like a guilty child with his hands caught in the cookie jar. “Things just grew legs and walked around while I wasn’t looking.” He laughs and ducks as Yoochun dangles an old sneaker by its tattered, gray laces between thumb and forefinger and mimes chucking it at ...

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...:19 that was the stupidest fortune cookie fortune ever. that wasn't even ...# 16:19 hey, fun fact: fortune cookies were invented in san francisco...16:20 you can buy flat fortune cookies there. i guess those are...since they don't contain a fortune. # 16:20 kind of like the cookie i just ate, i guess. ...all thrilled. # 18:40 @ jiggatravels vegas baby!!! # 18:48 somebody buy me this...

Daily Tweets

... today, but the trick is going ... More for Leo twittascope.com/twittascope/?sign=5 # 06:04 Daily Fortune Cookie at TwittaCookie.com ( TwittaCookie.com/index.php ) # 06:12 Set the Tivos & DVRs people. SQUEE!!!!!! *bounces and twirls about* TNT all the way BABY! bit.ly/84BRjV # 06:14 To know is nothing at all; to imagine ...

Spork dance

... the local loop, it died, in a nutshell - because my dad directed me to this baby and I decided to slap down the greens necessary. New camera should be here by Friday.... have to write a paper. I'm kind of ignoring the latter right now anyway, though. It'll get done. My fortune cookie today said: A FASCINATING PROJECT IS IN YOUR FUTURE I hope that's good fascinating. You never know when you do ...

.... I know she is grown up, but she is my baby and I need to see her. Also, I am a... '07 sold Summer's Last Will and Testament Mlle Lilith Fortune Teller Lilith VS Giant Crab Shanghai Tunnel Thirteen Feb 09(... Phallus Head Beaver'Versary sold L'Heure Vert Cytherea Sugar Cookie'05 sold White Rose Red Rose Boo Mead Moon sold ...

Emergency Sale

... married. I know she is grown up, but she is my baby and I need to see her. Also, I am a nurse... Milk Moon '07 Summer's Last Will and Testament Mlle Lilith Fortune Teller Lilith VS Giant Crab Shanghai Tunnel Thirteen Feb 09(Navy ... Man With Phallus Head Beaver'Versary L'Heure Vert Cytherea Sugar Cookie'05 White Rose Red Rose Boo Mead Moon

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... brought the bill and two crinkling fortune cookies. He swallowed down the half-... popped the other half of the cookie into his mouth. “Oooh,” he cooed,... laugh as he carefully freed his cookie from its plastic confines, cracking it ... laugh under his breath, trading the fortune in his hand for the cookie halves. “That’s ... wait until after his face was baby smooth. A carefully shaped sideburn emerged ...

...few blocks from the house, and I think that's kind of pretty much fabulous I put notes I've written to myself in my bento sometimes, like a fortune cookie kind of.  Today's: Sometimes, support isn't a tentpole, but a teepee. Be reminded that it isn't always necessary to be the person that everyone leans...

Fic: Strong Baby

Title: Strong Baby Chapters: on-going Fandom: SNSD Genre: crack, humor,... desk. She pulled out one fortune cookie then returned the box ... she grabbed a basket of fortune cookies then walked to the ... girl had rejoined her friends.     “Fortune cookie?” She asked forcing the ...come in.”     YuRi took the cookie from her hand while her...YuRi grumbled then shoved the cookie pieces into her mouth as...