Oi. You. And I say 'You' because I'm not going to call you something like 'Mun', and I'm not going to copy the other me in your head and call you 'Authoress'. Your Physics exam, your last final for this semester, is tomorrow afternoon. You should have spent this evening studying for it. Emphasis on the should because you didn't. Smart move, there, considering how much mutual dislike there is...

Hello There

...s where I'm from. I was first thought up when the authoress was sorta skipping school after being picked on by a bunch of .... I should know because I am one myself. As my miserable authoress was walking home from school that cold, frosty morning, she thought ... of hers named David. Next stop, Nippon! Currently, anyways. The crazy authoress can still change it. Crazy lady probably will change it. And ...

The travelling authoress

"Authoress" ist so ein strunzdämliches Wort. Egal. *g* Ich bin dann mal weg bis Sonntag. Anna Lena kommt gleich, wir werden noch einen Cappuccino trinken, versuchen alles ins Auto zu stopfen, irre kichern und dann zu Petra fahren. Dort werden wir gesunde Dinge kaufen (man hat ja einen Ruf zu verlieren) und dann den Kampf mit der A5 aufnehmen. Und irgendwann kommen wir hoffentlich in einem kleinen ...

Holiday dates... ( Authoress' rants NOT A FANFIC )

Its my HOLIDAY!! So i won´t be posting up any fanfictions until like what...next week. Trust me, i´m still writing them so don´t worry. This means that i´m not participating in the Bleach_Contest this week, but next week i will continue to!! This week´s topic is a little hard even for me, too...i´d be surprised at what they can churn out...let your imaginative juices run!!   My waloli photo...

Chanting Penance: HazelxHakkai

... Hakkai has a lot to atone for. Fanfic archive here. ("Repent, Cho Hakkai, for everything that you are.") Comments and criticisms make the authoress happy in her pantalones, especially on this one, since said authoress needs a lot of help with her lemons.

... tell me. Like, afterwards. How I made Character XY break down. "Did I really? Well, now you mention it..." So I don't really know anything. I do it Hemingway style, I bleed words. Arundhati Roy, authoress of the most magnificent book in the universe, said she never re-writes a sentence, just like one doesn't re-breathe a breath. I can't do that. Sometimes what I write is really shit. Then you ...

paper trail distro news march 2009

... learning how to be a tough girl, working with the pittsburgh books to prisoners program, giving up alcohol, & more. * "dudes! 13 appointments" recounts thirteen encounters with various men that authoress, fanny, had while working as a hooker. honestly portrays life as a sex worker, with neither glamour nor pathos. * "fairytales in the supermarket" is a conceptual A-to-Z encyclopedia documenting ...

... Pairing(s): Sergio Ramos/Fernando Torres; implied Xabi Alonso/Iker Casillas Rating: PG (for now) Disclaimer: This really happened. I'm lying. Summary: Set before the first leg of Real Madrid/Liverpool. Authoress Notes: This is far, far overdue (I started writing it the day before the first leg). I intended it to be quite short and quite different, but here we are. I've already written the...

Authoress. You're bored, huh. Well, I can't say that the feeling isn't mutual. And there's an easy way to fix that, you do realize: you could, I dunno, actually do something besides playing round after round of solitaire. Seriously. I don't care that everyone else's activity is slow. Is that supposed to matter? Also. In terms of that other thing, 7 would be a significantly better choice ...

Fic: Angel In Exile - Multiple Pairings

Disclaimer: Here we go again. Not mine, because if they were, they'd be too worn out to hunt. Title: Angel In Exile - 11 Parts (Complete) Authoress: The Huntress Pairings: Dean/Sam, Dean/Castiel, Sam/Castiel, Dean/Sam/Castiel Also Appearing: Missouri, Uriel and Bobby Rating: NC17...ER, Humor, Future!Fic, Angst Summary: Castiel experiences life as a human...with the Winchesters as ...