One of my favorite astrological jokes...

What each astrological sign says after sex : Aries: "Okay, let's do it again!" Taurus: "I'm hungry--pass the pizza." Gemini: "Have you seen the remote?" Cancer: "When are we getting married?" Leo: "Wasn't I fantastic?" Virgo: "I need to wash the sheets." Libra: "I liked it if you liked it." Scorpio: "Perhaps I should untie you." Sagittarius: "Don't call me--I'll ...

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Will There Be Unique in Aries Zodiac Sign Ahead 2008

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Over All Worst To Best Driver’s Astrological Signs

...the ram. Not good a sign to have for avoiding accidents...19 to Mar. 20 This sign enjoys daydreaming. So wake up...20 to May 20 The astrological sign for Taurus is the...destination faster. 9th Worst Position : Virgo - Aug. 23 to Sept. 22...a Gemini. It’s the sign of the twins; while one...8. Leo 9. Cancer 10. Virgo 11. Sagittarius 12. Gemini – Best...7. Pisces 8. Taurus 9. Virgo 10. Gemini 11. Cancer 12...

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15 September

... December 1990 which was a Sunday. You were born on a Sunday under the astrological sign Virgo. Your Life path number is 8. Your fortune cookie reads: To love is to ... Chinese year of the Goat. Your Native American Zodiac sign is Bear; your plant is Violets. You were born... Your lucky dates are 5th, 14th, 23rd. Your opposition sign is Pisces. Your opposition number(s) is 3....

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It's that time again....#48

... 1959 which was a Sunday. You were born on a Sunday under the astrological sign Virgo. Your Life path number is 11 . Your fortune cookie reads: Little and often ...Your lucky dates are 5th, 14th, 23rd. Your opposition sign is Pisces. Your opposition number(s) is 3....finds sometimes an anchoring partner. Your Native American Zodiac sign is Bear; your plant is Violets. You were ...

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Ganked from cuboz

You were born on a Thursday under the astrological sign Virgo. Your Life path number is 5 . Your fortune cookie reads: Today is a lucky ...the Chinese year of the Dragon . Your Native American Zodiac sign is Bear; your plant is Violets. You were born .... Your lucky dates are 5th, 14th, 23rd. Your opposition sign is Pisces. Your opposition number(s) is 3. ...

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so i steal from kess.

... REALLY needed to know that?) You were born on a Monday under the astrological sign Virgo. Your fortune cookie reads: Be prepared to accept a wondrous opportunity in the days ...Chinese year of the Dog. Your Native American Zodiac sign is Bear; your plant is Violets. You were ...Your lucky dates are 5th, 14th, 23rd. Your opposition sign is Pisces. Your opposition number(s) is 3....

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My star sign is so true.. kinda.

... and quite selfish underneath. Astrological tradition tells us that this sign is dedicated to marriage but a high proportion of them prefer ... You're Attracted To: Taurus, Pisces Learn From Your Differences: Virgo, Scorpio Not Your Destiny: Cancer, Capricorn Astrological Hell: Aries Scorpio! - Daniell Short Summary Scorpios make everyone go ...

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Dattebayo like a mofo.

The Basics Name: Arry. Age: 15. Gender: I has no penor. :[ Astrological Sign: Virgo. Number of stamps: [at this community] None so far. Likes: Competition, intellect, humor, excitement, danger, good literature, bravery, politics, volleyball, hard work, etc. Dislikes: People who can’t back up their opinions, people who don’t think for themselves, ...

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Western Sidereal Zodiacal Astrology by Count Gramalkin.com Addressing Astrological Realties v1 29 8

....Com - Gramalkin@Gramalkin.Com * "Addressing Astrological Realties" v1-29.8 ** Dearest...Work-A-Day Astrology. ** Whole Sign House System; Asteroids; Comets; Deacons...Moon/Cancer = Soul; Mercury/Gemini/Virgo = Intellect; Venus/Taurus/Libra = Love...and cyclic interaspects are by sign. He has Natal Aries Sun...and reliable Western Sidereal Zodiacal Astrological Horoscope Charts with readings, tarot...

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