1. I've come to the conclusion that the holes in all my pillow cases resulted from me slashing them in the night while I sleep. 2. Huh? 3. My shirt's gotta panda on it. Enjoi 4. Still no promising sights on the job horizon. Alternatively, literary productivity continues to soar in the absence of responsibility while time itself vacations in Aruba 5. Dude. Afro. 6. I watched a girl get struck by...