... He said that there was a lot of food stuck in there.. apparently, our garbage disposal doesn't work like it should. So no more using the garbage disposal.. Christ, I can't use any of our modern appliances, the garbage disposal doesn't work, the dishwasher gives off a weird smell like something's burning when you use that.. and it's no use calling the landlord, he either won't get it fixed, or he'...

... lady we were talking to in line, we would have walked away empty handed. This did give me a great idea for a one day business. Black Friday Fights! We rent out a huge store, offer ridiculous deals on appliances. You pay admission costs and can get any deal you want. Trick is, there is only one item and everyone who wants it has to fight in the ring. Not sure if this is a brilliant idea or if I...

The Alpha Job, Leverage, NC-17, Strifechaos (1/6)

... he'd gotten earlier, he'd seen that the previous owner had fitted it with Dacor appliances that had made Eliot's mouth water. Eliot felt a prickle of excitement run down his ...adjustable drawers for ingredients, Nate. Electronically controlled temperature!" "You do realize that they're just appliances right?" "Heathen." -0-0- Between Jenny's skills as a real estate agent and the hefty sum...

years gone by and still [Closed/Complete]

.... He quickly recovered from his misstep and went back to not having much of an expression on his face. He walked away from her and began to look around the apartment, taking in all of the strange appliances. "Correct. The apartment manager handed me a set of keys and sent me on my merry way." "No, not yet." Helen stepped forward towards him, maybe she did pity him a little, after all a lot of ...

if i could eat you alive i enjoy your taste

... we'll just eat people we don't like, as author Iain M. Banks predicted in his short story, "The State of the Art" with diners feasting on "Stewed Idi Amin." But I imagine passionate lovers literally eating each other, growing sausages from their co-mingled tissues overnight in tabletop appliances similar to bread-making machines. ::faps furiously:: ::stops, turns on television set, resumes::

15:19 Shorts, sandals and a short-sleeved shirt may not have been an appropriate attire choice. # 19:59 Tony Abbot resigning kinda made my day. And don't come back you sanctimonious prat! # 21:12 Jen's house got hit by lightning. I'm eager to go see the scorch marks and do an analysis of which appliances did and didn't survive. # Automatically shipped by LoudTwitter

...a few times in the next few days. And it's right in the middle of so much other stuff...we still aren't quite settled in yet, we have inspectors coming to look at our electrical work, we have new appliances arriving this weekend and need to haul away the old ones...I'm going to need Jenn so much for the next while. I love her so much, and I can't express enough how much I appreciated that she was...

~Ban~2009/10/04

...be wearing a costume of that girl party That be flixation( i dont know @_@) When I saw those clothes I thought how pretty they were altered Whether or not it was being sold? I want it ==== One household electronic appliances has become the home of the person Just imagining it I get excited This pleasure It is observed by the odd person to the other This is reduced drawing to the world

... to keep from twitching. PMS + Wake-up Call from Idiots + Wild Goose Hunt = Rabid Lauren. Got home, packed up some shit (towels, DVDs, knick-knacks, posters, desktop comp, some kitchen appliances), made my mint brownie torte for Thanksgiving tomorrow with the fam (not exactly something I'm looking forward to), and then sat on my fat ass to play some Harvest Moon Animal Parade. Married Luke on ...

Fic: It's Not Always About Cake (Ace of Cakes -- Duff/?) PG-13

...displayed in the space. In the area that served as a kitchen, where Duff and Mary Alice were currently hanging out, he could see a large modern sculpture that was built entirely out of old kitchen appliances. Through one of the openings into another room, he could see a portrait of a dog in the bright colors of the Fauvist style. Duff knew that if he took the time to wander about he...