T'was the World Conference Before Christmas...

Who: Nations of the World, represent! & Everyone!!! Because America's an idiot and didn't think ...'s a party. Notes: It's America's fault Status: Open, On-Going ...- and ran very quickly back.      America couldn't wait to see everyone ... trying to prepare the place, he America certainly wouldn't have turned down ... three patties of meat. Not that America was going to complain about that...

Secret Santa: Fanfic - You Are an Idiot After All

Title: You Are an Idiot After All Author: phoenixdown7 Recipient: lokichan2004 Genre: humor…erm…romance? ... is actually Alfred. Notes: The original prompt was “England kissing America senseless, during a meeting”. I have only just realized after ... at a very shocked looking Alfred. “YOU’RE STILL AN IDIOT!” “Hey!” Alfred retorted, actually looking hurt. His bottom lip ...

Secret Santa: Vacation in the Alps

.../Warnings: T; ambiguous ending Summary: America drags England off on a...not sleeping in the car, America,” Arthur replied with a glare...in the pillow. “Go away, America.” “But, Iggy,” the American whined...few years (“Before moving to America,” Alfred stated happily). By the...as pubs over here, you idiot.” “Whatever! Come on, England! Let...lay about in the snow, America,” Arthur stated, trying and failing...

... pressing problem... ~~**~~ "Come on, England!" America was dragging his lover into ...have to be so persuasive? ~~**~~ America burrowed his face into the...that that insanely super-strong idiot wouldn't ram him into...choice but to explode. ~~**~~ "Tony," America finally said, breaking the horrifying...upon... besides France. undoubtedly "Technically," America started, "being an alien, it...

In The Arms Of An Angel

..., I am so sorry, I forgot that you’ve never Apparated before. I feel like such an idiot.” Remus apologized all the while smiling at the woman sprawled on the floor at his feet. Angel scrambled to ... there. “Well, yes, actually vampires do exist. But they don’t bloody sparkle. That woman in America is off her bloody rocker. I’m actually acquainted with one who is fairly acclimatized to live with ...

[Secret Santa Fic] A Small Misunderstanding

... hope you enjoy, dedkake  ! /rambling America glared at the suitcase, willing...being such an unprofessional, inconsiderate idiot.' America huffed. He didn't...his massive eyebrows narrowed dangerously. --- America wouldn't know what he...right knee, and this time America resolved to ignore it. At...more like mutual-face-devouring. America responded enthusiastically, hands roaming over...

God Bless Us; EVERY ONE!!!

...No, thank you, we're reading about Tiger." Tiger? "Tiger Woods." Now I'm not a fuckin' idiot, I know about the Tiger Woods scandal. If you've been inside any grocery store, you see the ... Army, they give to organizations like the Hannah Home and whoever it is that runs Thrift Stores of America, donating clothes, furniture, all kinds of things... things that aren't even described as "crap," which is ...

[Fic] Just Like Her

..., slight Angst Characters/Pairing(s): France/Seychelles , America/Seychelles Rating: T + Warnings: Angst? Lightly brushed ... Seychelles- meeting with the United States of America, Alfred Jones. The Frenchman hoped desperately that his... heard you ‘ave been with that American idiot…” his voice was laced with concern and ... was wrong before Seychelles- I was an idiot- And it took you leaving for me ...

[FanFiction] Just Like Her

..., slight Angst Characters/Pairing(s): France/Seychelles , America/Seychelles Rating: T + Warnings: Angst? Lightly brushed ... Seychelles- meeting with the United States of America, Alfred Jones. The Frenchman hoped desperately that his... heard you ‘ave been with that American idiot…” his voice was laced with concern and ... was wrong before Seychelles- I was an idiot- And it took you leaving for me ...

Happy Holidays, kijikun!

...tell him he's an idiot." "Only if he actually is...War Two, but apparently Captain America made a lasting impression. He...stomped by giant robots. "Captain America." Howard took Steve's outstretched...in his room, the Captain America memorabilia he'd collected in...shifted back to his Captain America fixation. Steve found himself fielding...that, Dad?" Tony grinned. "Captain America thinks I'm smart." Howard...