...he wasn't. He was introduced to humans. Replacing this pain with something numb It was just so much e asier to g o back to their beating hearts. It was so much easier to just tell those Alaskians ''F-U'' and return to Forks when Victoria called. It's so much easier to go Than face all this pain here all alone It was just easier to run away then to admit his mistakes.

It's the most wonderful time of the year...yeah. Okay.

... Alaska and thinks that -20 is acceptable weather. Seriously. Has anything good ever come from Alaska? Sarah Palin, superintendents that are prejudiced against snow days. You can't win with that state. (No offense Alaskians, but really. It's the truth.) Alaska is, as my history teacher would put it, an epic failure of a state. I'm thinking we only keep Alaska because of the people with OCD who...