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omg_too_soon

might as well it sucks that she never did a nude scene


Tags: impact gel insoles butts random sex death whinging "old" is the new old dead man in a bottle khaaaaaaaaaaaaaannn!!! cdat1ad is a pussy necrophilia: always funny spelling is overrated politics failure as a mom smokedglass7429 more like smokedass7429 will he have 72 virgin boys nao lick a light switch already but where's teh macro dead pitchmen a steady stream of horse piss election off a dead horse john_mark_karr is the only gay poster dead celebrities dead americans: always funny tetrabinary licks dicks add sauce is a joke you retard jew approved gravity loves you obvious joke does she stay crispy in milk lol john_mark_karr is a tool omg_too_fail john_mark_karr needs a new hobby dead annoying children you get him camera guy? yankees=evil empire rip capslock king sausage links are tasty this injustice will not stand michael keaton dead kennedys rollover beethoven newman fuckwad needs drop wiimote and get a job jean benet baggage john mark karr secretly a douchebag cancer: always funny nigger pizza is your friend if i tag this will you guys think i'm co who is number one? going for the high score gay sperm donor full of nutritious fail kev: ruining lj one community at a time this is not omg_too_soon this is fail! insanity speaks wants to fuck john mark in soviet russia monkey spanks you winnar! terrorists do the funniest things tool bandit the ding king john mark karr is a faggot killing the obvious sprayed with failathion wikipedia vandalism is for 12-year olds failothon strikes again can we outsource this one too what a corny country wtf is it with german people?? michael kennedy school of ski safety john_mark_karr fucks hot bacon grater plater he's not austrian you fucktard drebin! woohoo free botox! drugs r bad mkay i die smothered in aunt bea's muff billy jean is not his undertaker faggotry will get you nowhere oh there you are someones obsessed with john_mark_karr passed at life (serious) fail post about a fail post making the world a more beautiful place op jerks off to m*a*s*h sauce is in the pic you fucktards bruce jeffrey pardo geraldo always pathetic steam buddy pizza the hut jmk doesn't lick donkey ass for once schmuckythefag ruling with an iron fist way to get our hopes up you fag! more white people swine flu fail and aids demand for sauce it doesn't need sauce you crybaby i want to have jmk's babies celebrity death it doesn't matter if you're black or whi free man i want to give tet a rimjob ooh - what's this button do? nick cage knows what i'm talking about i thought this was a phoenix failpost but where is the funnies? but where is the macro tranny make-up tips stupid americans nice lack of sauce you fuckface in a blaze of glory welcome to fantasy island! beaten up jocks can i get some fries with that shake? don't fret when cher dies how will we tell the diff heath ledger samsonite sweetheart recycle your dad admit it - you'd hit it mighty mendit even we can't laugh at this john_mark_karr thinks this is awesome clusterfuck to the poorhouse ms paint sucks balls google your own sauce is that the sound of 'fail' i hear? this is how you do win alien baby freshness counts om nom nom les is more death through stupid americans how can it be funny with no corpse?? fail reporting you to int'l court of faggotry grim reaper hits bottom of barrel scheduled to stop being funny in 2074 harry potter what is the sound of one hand failing? oxiclean dead kiddy fuckers tetrabinary lols @ child rape dead meat tycoon bobdole88 is the new john_mark_karr the stromulans are out there even poop is better than this what the fuckery is this shit? pedobear isn't funny anymore super old he hassled with the hoff mommy are they all in narnia now? omg_too_late just answerin' the call to booty dead children: always funny! don't let it go to your head faggot ragazzi's pizza citation needed for "old" succubus john_mark_karr lives in bob goatse's ass you gettin' this camera guy? no really phoenix stop posting alive kiddy fiddlers omg_too_played_already ¿que? i live in bob goatse's ass bjork cancer simoniz instant shine awesomeauger omg_i_rly_wus_2_sn_bt_nly_bi_a_fw_dys classy & amusing 2 day rule somebody spray for celebrities? op is a communist dead puppies: not always funny! na na na na na batman! epidemic my ass this is why we can't have nice things john mark karr has only fat fangirls we see what you did there - stop it sacked by death would lol again john_mark_karr got molested by mj ican bolshy horrorshow o shit my bad john_mark_karr needs to fuck up and die over 2000 fails ghetteaux les fabulous teh bob goatse criez failure as a father delish w fava beans and a nice chiante tall and tan and dead and bloody walt disney's head chocolatey death maybe everybody can do better for that special someone tailgate party - you're doing it wrong upperty bacon-sandwich big city slider station omg_too_lame hi! lame post here! john_mark_karr beats off to dead rodents does anyone really care? suck my dick dropping the banhammer in 3...2...1... cancer has a timeless class to it black people time to tag this "where's the funny?" death by act of nature "goin downuh tetrabinary is permabanned and green now! this is how you do fail hey look another fucking idiot. dear god what is it tags better than post i don't know economy energize scarfing orange glo srs bsns keeping it in the family people always want tasty sauce full of tasty and nutritious win samurai shark hot dogs and hates the u.s. kill me for i fail at life nice daddy bear if he'd just shut up did somebody spray for fail? gtfo and take that ginger faggot with yo white people hey ladies - liam's available again! thankfully no uma oprah joke who fucking cares about that gay piece o phoenixothon - suck on evangelist dick a hercules hook gong john_mark_karr needs to get laid swine flu: always lethal immigration fail i am the great cornholio dead childhood dead mexicans beating i'd hit that with a 747 simoniz fix it! (regular) & fix it! pro guitar hero kaboom sauce under the piccy nimrod! swingin' carradines no tags for you faggot number one with a bullet beating off a dead horse takes a licking and keeps oh nvm dont open it your faces will melt braaaaaaaaaaainz over keltik's head what odor? it's take your plane to work day! delicious copypasta phoenixothon: never funny! i eat cocks brb recycling needs moar martian death rays weinermobile dead kennedy's challenge u 2 kiss my ass buttsecks poop baby john_mark_karr eats pickle dicks death is best served cold john_mark_karr plz tuck your prolapse in kill it with fire!!! nobody cares fuckstick kevin is a retarded ginger faggot an hero riding the hershey highway... to hell! almost as unfunny as phoenixothon flawless victory handy switch your first good post! banhammer last time i let pinch do a post corporate ass raping omni dualsaw mccain and palin even john_mark_karr hates this another dead celeb--oh good false alarm what heart? john_mark_karr just shit himself death mexicans do the craziest things moar like "omg too late" engrave it cronkite lied 3.5 million died a taste for murder everyone lols @ child rape beaaaan! beeaaannnnnn!!!! well i thought it was funny death by holiday ultra-violence mamajustmadeafail billy may not in a blaze of glory" two for one ftw comments are funnier than macro baaaawwwwing@tags stumpy girls always funneh the hell we can't mccain jihadists do the funniest things mod post failshop'd espn 360 worst post evar what the fuckery is this? idgi best macro: the game ends here shegives110percent aids: always funny! you gotta nuther poppa on the monorail australians do the funniest of things waldo is irrelevant first one to whinge deserves aids my god has a bigger cock than yours dead geeks: always funny! dead puppies: always funny! this won't end well gopher do not feed the troll oink why are the 2 angels high-5ing? the d list stands for dead? death drain paul newman no tags for you faggot! the bandwagon i jumps on it jupiter jack i come to bury caeser not to praise him zorbeez failed saving throw brilliant! mighty putty (regular) & mighty putty wo this is tetrabinary ban him this is how the west was won you're fucking kidding me add sauce you fucktard luvin phoenix 4-eva john mark karr recycles random whores principle export is bukake tagging your own post with "brilliant!" lady gaga bubbles he had a boat called 'assignment' religious fanatics do the funniest thing the chinaman is the issue here j_m_k tags - i started a trend! holy shit rufus actually added a sauce! relax to this kid jmk bought a sense of humor who's your daddy?

   
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Published: 2 days, 1 hour ago (Sun, 20 Dec 2009 16:15:12 PST); 110 bytes
omg_too_soon


loyaltyliberty

Loyalty & Liberty

Issue 02 Page 26


Tags: the powder alarm issue 02 loyalty & liberty

   
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Published: 5 days, 20 hours ago (Wed, 16 Dec 2009 21:04:51 PST); 168 bytes
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thequestionclub

False Alarm.

So I thought my girlfriend may have been pregnant earlier this week... We've been dating long enough that we've discussed potential baby names for boys and girls. If it was a boy, we would have named it Eli Turner. If it was a girl, we would have named it Madelynn Pearl. Do you have any babies names that you've decided on?

   
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Published: 2 days, 15 hours ago (Sun, 20 Dec 2009 02:21:34 PST); 351 bytes
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uilliam

I can only express puzzlement that borders on alarm.

Some retailers inflate costs to ship to APO addresses when companies ship to APO addresses in Europe, the order is shipped to New York, after which the Department of Defense picks up the tab to get the package to an APO address. On Walmart.com, the company says shipping costs will be higher to APO addresses due to higher transportation costs. “There is no higher transportation costs,” Small ...

Tags: walmart

   
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Published: 6 days, 4 hours ago (Wed, 16 Dec 2009 13:06:09 PST); 577 bytes
uilliam


mentalistfic

Fic: A Gift for You, Take Two

..., and, less than an hour later, he’s back home, and the puppy is contentedly chewing on a Milk-Bone. That night, Cho tries to put the thing in its new bed, but five minutes after Cho sets his alarm and puts his head down on his pillows, the thing starts whining, loudly. Cho can’t get anywhere close to sleep, so he finally gets up and goes into the living room. He picks up the puppy, brings it ...

   
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Published: 1 day, 5 hours ago (Mon, 21 Dec 2009 12:30:53 PST); 9943 bytes
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rayemery

a hundred and forty one, why am i still counting

... it was a good idea then) but before surgery and everything, we decided to invite everyone for Christmas here. It’s been crazy! Poor Jake has been doing twice as much. Though I’m good to help now at least. I even baked, passably. You know I can cook but I’m a shit baker. I needed some guidance, but not the kind that ends up being distracting and the smoke alarm goes off. ;) [ disclaimer ]

   
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Published: 1 day, 6 hours ago (Mon, 21 Dec 2009 11:44:57 PST); 517 bytes
rayemery


ontd_political

Sheriff Arpaio Declares War on The Judicial System. "There is No Constitution. I Am The Law"

... a prominent Phoenix attorney, wrote in a Sunday editorial, Charging a highly respected jurist with a "crime" for failing to agree with the sheriff and his county attorney should be the alarm that provokes business leaders, civic leaders, professionals, and religious leaders, to urge our Bar Association and/or Supreme Court to exercise their authority and stop this assault on our community, our...

   
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Published: 1 day, 6 hours ago (Mon, 21 Dec 2009 11:30:01 PST); 9783 bytes
ontd_political


dn_contest

Week #91 - Snow

... never quite left him since the Kira case began. "Next year'll be better," Hal says. She even almost believes it. "Yes." But he sighs, and sets his bottle—his empty bottle, Hal notices with mild alarm—aside. "Is it all right if I lean on you?" "Of course." Instead of resting against her shoulder as she half-expects, he curls up with his head in her lap. Bemused, pleasantly fuzzy from ale on ...

Tags: darkluna week #91 - snow

   
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Published: 1 day, 6 hours ago (Mon, 21 Dec 2009 11:20:52 PST); 8411 bytes
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cliftongk1

R-12 Ride #2

...night before. I gave my bike a once over and verified that everything was in good working order. I had my food ready to go. My bottles ready to fill in the morning and load up. Everything was set. The alarm went off and I rolled out of bed excited for the ride. Sure, it was raining... but the weather report was only for 20% chance, dwindling to 10% chance with sun-breaks all day and a high near...

Tags: cycling

   
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dbsk_9096_game

Round 1 Entry: Taxi by eklivejour

... his head. “Catch some sleep. I’ll take over the club duties today.” When the sound of the alarm on his phone woke him up hours later, the sky had begun to turn dark. He picked up a ... like you really needed the sleep. I will tell the security that you’re still around. Have set the alarm on your phone for you. Do get some rest. -           Jonghyun He made a mental note to thank ...

Tags: round 1 taxi entries

   
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