Ben Bernanke, Alan Greenspan, and Tim Geithner will be the first to fall before the zombie assault

Today was Andrew Jackson Day for my students.  Jackson is such an amusing figure to talk about I wasn't sure where to start.  So, after standing awkwardly at the front of... rise from their graves to feast on the flesh and brains of the living, I fully expect the reanimated corpse of Andrew Jackson to be at the front of the line, screaming 'Hurry up, you stupid bastards; we have people to kill.'  And...

How did you and your number 1 become friends? We met in Girl Scouts in elementary school. If you could be anywhere right now where would you be? In Kris' bed, fast asleep in his arms. Cheesy but so damn true. :) Do you hate the last person you kissed? Not at all, he's the love of my friggin' life.

Fic: Spaghetti, Showers, and Soho - Rufus/Nik - NC17

... suite they shared with Geoff and Alan for the past three years. ...Rufus was grateful to Geoff and Alan for how readily they'd accepted...sex was uncomfortable whenever Geoff or Alan were in. Surreptitious sex was ...banned from the kitchen altogether. But Alan isn't here, and so ... colander— he thinks he remembers Alan doing that—and uses the ... lack of reaction to the Jackson Pollack painting that is their ...

shuffle drabble meme

... need some fine wine and you need to be nicer by The Cardigans 7. Get Stoned by Hinder 8. Dirty Diana by Michael Jackson 9. Like Red on a Rose by Alan Jackson 10. Stolen Car by Beth Orton 11. Home is where your heart is by The Sounds 12. Quote by Evans Blue 13. Drive by Incubus 14. So...

Today, Devendra Banhart is excited about carrot juice.

...alone. Banhart: Then I go home alone and watch Home Alone and listen to McCauley Caulkin’s rap in Michael Jackson’s “Black or White” and cut myself in the dark and masturbate till I cry. That’s the typical rock’... My knowledge of dance…I’m a total tyro. It’s like being into comic books and only knowing about Alan Moore. Still, it was a total honor. But, yes, it is important to me if it’s done right...

a post about some things i can remember/feel like talking about in this moment

- MAD MEN FINALE. Holy shit. Was that a finale or WAS THAT A FINALE? I love every single thing that happened ever. But most especially how if Peggy said "no" DON WOULD SPEND THE REST OF HIS LIFE TRYING TO HIRE HER.

Giant TV post

... utter insanity, and I am not ashamed to admit that I have a soft spot a mile wide for Joshua Jackson due to the fact that I had a huge crush on him when I was in the ten-to-thirteen ... enjoyed the mix of fedcakes and geeks that the show offers, the family element brought by Charlie, Don, and Alan, and the existential oddness of the one and only Larry Fleinhart. The show hasn't been quite the same ...

Can A Boy Wear A Skirt To School?

... these have been cropping up for years. Earlier this year, when prodded by lawyers, Schools in Jackson, Miss., and Lebanon, Ind., reversed policies and allowed girls to wear tuxedos. But generally, courts ... distraction and the student’s need for self-expression. A few years ago, when Dr. Alan Storm was assistant superintendent at Sunnyside Unified School District in Tucson, he oversaw legal and ...

The Brit List

...?id=2133759 Jude Law, Ian McKellen, Alan Cumming, Nolan Gerard Funk, et. .../2009-10-30-colin-farrell_N.htm ALAN CUMMING 25th Anniversary Rock & Roll Hall...on-the-virtual.5764205.jp Percy Jackson Electrifies Hollywood with World's First...com/news/2009/10/80323/ Percy Jackson Electrifies The Sunset Strip http://justjaredjr....com/2009/10/30/percy-jackson-electrifies-the-sunset-strip/ GERARD ...

Brit List

...-fry-wants-projector-in-next-iphone-644095 Stephen Fry is Writing Peter Jackson's Dambusters Remake? http://www.firstshowing.net/2009/10/19/stephen-fry-is-writing-peter-jacksons-dambusters-remake/ ALAN CUMMING Alan Cumming: I'm far too normal to be a diva http...www.sundaymail.co.uk/tv-showbiz-news/entertainment-news/2009/10/18/alan-cumming-i-m-far-too-normal-to-be-a-diva-78057-...