So one day, I open my e-mail indox and there's this message. It says, "Fuck you, you goddamn lazy-ass son of a motherfucking bitch." Naturally, I was a bit displeased about this, so I opened it up, fully prepared to fire off a nasty letter which would involve the words "cocksucker" and " cowfucker," most likely several times in sucession. But nooo, fuck no, life just can't be...